robinbastd
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| posted on 10/2/03 at 11:41 PM |
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Valentine's Day
Just a quick reminder to buy 'er indoors some flowers on Friday. Brownie points or grief!  or YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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bob
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| posted on 11/2/03 at 09:25 AM |
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Its mrs bobs birthday saturday so i think i'll give valentines a miss   
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 11/2/03 at 10:53 PM |
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my dad gave my mum a great present the day before valentines day....
ME
btw
in the locost tradition, I suggest you make your lady some home made paper flowers, or a homemade card.....she will love it - just watch her face
light up...
atb
steve
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auzziejim
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 11:43 AM |
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isnt the only time a womans face lights up in court when they hear how much money they have robbed you of?
Hmmm slightly sexist of me there! maybe i should shut up now!
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JohnFol
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 12:51 PM |
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A dozen brake hoses. Oh, I must have mis-heard ...
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kingr
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 04:04 PM |
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Perhaps you could make her a welded card, you could use triumph herald bushes for the hinge and Allegro handbrake cable to open it, she love it, I'm
certain  !
Kingr
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johnston
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 06:27 PM |
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i used my publishing program wit a template and emailed a card to her took 5mins b4 i went 2 work (i forgot as always)
cost + £0
brownie points loads she thought it had took me ages even had a wee verse she thought i wrote
[Edited on 12/2/03 by johnston]
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 10:22 PM |
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actually, i was thinkibng more about this.....if you gave her paper flowers and a home made card and were six years old you get a big smile and a
hug......somehow things change 38 years on
atb
steve
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 10:41 PM |
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First thing I said to my missus was the truth and every since I treated her the same, trouble is did she marry me for a bet or to get even. And the
famous words were :-
"By god your ugly!"
Enjoy.
[Edited on 12/2/03 by jollygreengiant]
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bob
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 11:02 PM |
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JGG
By god your ugly,and her reply was and you are drunk mr churchill.
But i shall be sober in the morning
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DEAN C.
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 11:14 PM |
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Is it best to mention that I need to order my set of guages before or after I give her some flowers?
Sod it i'll just order them.(the guages)
Dean...............
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 06:57 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by bob
By god your ugly,and her reply was and you are drunk mr churchill.
But i shall be sober in the morning
Nope she sat down & didn't speak to me for a week (bliss), mind you it was on the school bus & she was only 14. The quote was from Fawlty Towers, the
one where he was in hospital.
Enjoy.
(she's still sober & I'm still..............)
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bob
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 07:58 PM |
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I must have it sorted this end, i only buy mrs bob things she will use.
Last year i bought her a dyson hoover which she uses,and she in return purchased a set of gaz shocks for me which i will use.
This year i have found some very tastefull electronic kitchen scales for mrs bob,and in return my lovely wife has bought me a very sexy S/S xsorst
system.
Some people might find this a tad unfair,but remember i do not charge mrs bob one penny in rent.
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auzziejim
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 10:02 PM |
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bob just make sure that the money for your s/s exhaust system doesnt come out of the 'joint' account LOL!
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 10:43 PM |
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quote:
the 'joint' account LOL!
so its not just me that thinks bob is on something....
atb
steve
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johnston
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| posted on 14/2/03 at 12:12 AM |
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2 best ones i heard were
"we wont be moving into that house dear"
why not
"i spent the deposit"
oh what on
"a bda'd escort"
or
"the builders wont be coming to put in that new kitchen"
oh are you gonna do it
"no i bought a gearbox with the money instead"
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Mark H
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| posted on 14/2/03 at 09:54 AM |
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It's hard to understand why divorce is rising...
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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Fifer
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| posted on 14/2/03 at 01:22 PM |
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I liked the kitchen scales as an idea. But. It should have been a set of bathroom scales.
You can use these to get corner weights of the car by placing under each wheel in turn and blocking the others to the same height.
She will never know as long as you remove the tyre tread marks afterwards.
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