Mark H
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| posted on 13/4/03 at 08:54 PM |
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men - you may want to grit your teeth when reading
Hello,
Mrs H here again.
I had to share this post from my mini-online forum with all you chaps, it really did make me laugh:
Bizarre accidents suffered by men:
You may want to grit your teeth before you read this !!
"When I was studying in Ireland, I took up rugby. As my first
season wore on, the lads and I were eventually scheduled to play a team which had a reputation for violent play. Considering that we weren't the
most talented outfit to have ever taken the field, we decided to accept the challenge with a "do or die" attitude, hoping things would
eventually swing our way. They didn't, and to make matters worse our star player dislocated his hip after a particularly ferocious tackle.
He was clearly in a lot of pain, so we all stood back to which the
medic who, in one swift movement, managed to slot the hip back
into its socket. Then Alan began a long bloodcurdling scream. To our
horror, we realised that one of his testicles had also been
jammed into the socket and was now firmly held in the place by the hip.
Incidentally, Alan managed to rip a vocal chord with his
screaming."
Mwa ha ha haaaaagh!!!
(evil laugh)
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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Viper
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| posted on 13/4/03 at 09:23 PM |
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Is that possible?
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kingr
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| posted on 14/4/03 at 11:09 AM |
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can't see it myself, least of all ripping your vocal chords by screaming
Kingr
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jonti
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| posted on 14/4/03 at 01:27 PM |
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Friend of mine worked for long time as a hospital porter and one night during the local Uni rag week a bod came in with a dandilion flower sticking
out the end of his todger. (dont ask how it got there ) Anyway, dandilion stems have sloping hairs on 'em and, whilst it had slipped in easy
(ooh er missus !) it wouldn't come out and trying had made the internal plumbing VERY sore. Several hours of local aneathestic and solvents
eventually dissolved the thing and out it came.
Footnote is, although in severe pain the wag apparently quipped he "wouldn't have minded but he'd planted roses" !!
Its true I tell you !!!!!!
[Edited on 14/4/03 by jonti]
OFROK
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 14/4/03 at 02:26 PM |
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real men dont scream,but i spose i could wince a bit at that
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Wadders
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| posted on 14/4/03 at 05:30 PM |
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Mate of mine, got really,really pissed one night, and fell unconcious on a local bench, woke up next morning to find that someone had pulled his pants
down in the night, and stuck a tab end in his japs eye. To this day no-one has owned up.
True story i kid you not.
Wadders
Originally posted by jonti
Friend of mine worked for long time as a hospital porter and one night during the local Uni rag week a bod came in with a dandilion flower sticking
out the end of his todger. (dont ask how it got there ) Anyway, dandilion stems have sloping hairs on 'em and, whilst it had slipped in easy
(ooh er missus !) it wouldn't come out and trying had made the internal plumbing VERY sore. Several hours of local aneathestic and solvents
eventually dissolved the thing and out it came.
Footnote is, although in severe pain the wag apparently quipped he "wouldn't have minded but he'd planted roses" !!
Its true I tell you !!!!!!
[Edited on 14/4/03 by jonti] [/quote
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jonti
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| posted on 14/4/03 at 06:13 PM |
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I think Missis H could have started a VERY long thread here !!!
PS
Could you even touch another blokes member let alone mess about stuffin a fag end in it ?...Oooggh!! makes me feel queer just to think about it !
OFROK
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Mark H
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| posted on 14/4/03 at 07:36 PM |
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"Oooggh!! makes me feel queer just to think about it !"
indeed!
Or as Jolly Green Giant would say "Enjoy"
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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Wadders
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| posted on 14/4/03 at 10:23 PM |
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Ah! but how do you know it was a bloke, wot done the deed?i
]Originally posted by jonti
I think Missis H could have started a VERY long thread here !!!
PS
Could you even touch another blokes member let alone mess about stuffin a fag end in it ?...Oooggh!! makes me feel queer just to think about it !
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