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billy

posted on 11/5/03 at 10:43 PM Reply With Quote
poll:......who has a pretty wife??

heres a pic of mine..can anyone beat it? Rescued attachment cuthbert2.jpg
Rescued attachment cuthbert2.jpg






luego-lo-cost finished,vauxhall 16v 2.0,twin 45s de-dion rear set up

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billy

posted on 11/5/03 at 10:45 PM Reply With Quote
oh and she has been know to fart in bed,but hey ..............who cares





luego-lo-cost finished,vauxhall 16v 2.0,twin 45s de-dion rear set up

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Peteff

posted on 12/5/03 at 10:12 AM Reply With Quote
Is that a life size picture? She's wearing less clothes in the ones I have.

yours, Pete.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 12/5/03 at 10:44 AM Reply With Quote
I always wondered what happend to her after I ditched her.

It was only a matter of time before she lost out on the 'its the kit car or me' argument

atb

steve


btw - the piccy apears to be called 'cuthbert' - you didnt have that operation did you? !!!!






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Alan B

posted on 12/5/03 at 12:05 PM Reply With Quote
Nah, too rough...

I wouldn't do her with Steve's....

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 12/5/03 at 01:08 PM Reply With Quote
Does your wife always stand over you when you are posting Alan....

OR



florida must be even better than it sounds then!

in 1996 I went to santa monica / venice beach area in CA. It really is just like baywatch. There were girls in skimpy bikinis roller blading up and down the beach path, obviously posing and hoping to get noticed.

It was absolutely awful, couldnt wait to come home.






not




atb


Steve

[Edited on 12/5/03 by stephen_gusterson]






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ned

posted on 12/5/03 at 01:28 PM Reply With Quote
I love my dear departed wife....








beware, I've got yellow skin

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theconrodkid

posted on 12/5/03 at 03:41 PM Reply With Quote
ah but can she cook/clean/drive a hoover etc?





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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Northy

posted on 12/5/03 at 07:07 PM Reply With Quote
I've seen your missus on www.cameltoe.com

Enjoy!





Graham


Website under construction. Help greatfully received as I don't really know what I'm doing!


"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"

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Alan B

posted on 12/5/03 at 08:45 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
...florida must be even better than it sounds then!......


No complaints here mate...(wink, wink)..

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Alan B

posted on 12/5/03 at 08:50 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Northy
I've seen your missus on www.cameltoe.com

Enjoy!


Ah cameltoes....mmmmmmmm

Whatever they are of course...

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chrisg

posted on 12/5/03 at 09:00 PM Reply With Quote
You people are sick, I thought this was a zoological/foot based site, I was disgusted

(for about three quarters of an hour)

Cheers

Chris





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bob

posted on 12/5/03 at 09:23 PM Reply With Quote
She hasnt got much of a VW bonnet has she






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Viper

posted on 12/5/03 at 09:35 PM Reply With Quote
your all a bunch of twisted perverts.


(how do you bookmark again??)






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Mark H

posted on 13/5/03 at 07:38 AM Reply With Quote


I love my wife.


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Yes dear, I've told them......aaargh, not the Tazar again.....

Alan B - whats the shape of a camel hoof?

Anyway, back to work!





Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...

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locodude

posted on 13/5/03 at 06:54 PM Reply With Quote
quote:

She hasnt got much of a VW bonnet has she


Surely you mean a monkey's forehead

Come on Bob, leave the missus and elope with us to Le Mans!!!!!!

[Edited on 13/5/03 by locodude]






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Alan B

posted on 13/5/03 at 08:12 PM Reply With Quote
Mark, don't worry.

I'm very familar with camel toe concept...

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Alan B

posted on 13/5/03 at 08:19 PM Reply With Quote
Hoover driver for Conrod

See my wife knows her place....



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Peteff

posted on 13/5/03 at 08:39 PM Reply With Quote
It's time we had a moderator or two on this site. I didn't join this group to see filth like this. Get thee behind me Satan. Oh no! the vicar said if I had these thoughts I'd turn to stone and I think it's happening.
Cold showers again for me I think..

yours, Pete.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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barrie sharp

posted on 13/5/03 at 09:51 PM Reply With Quote
is'nt that a part of your car on the floor Alan. if not are you selling it I am sure someone on here could use it .is it the turbo model (the hoover I mean)





the cars looking good" a blind man would be pleased to see it"
''stop press'' the blind mans seen it said "it felt ok"

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Alan B

posted on 13/5/03 at 10:05 PM Reply With Quote
Could be....there's bits everywhere...

Wish she'd finish hoovering though I'm starving....I want my tea.......

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theconrodkid

posted on 14/5/03 at 03:54 PM Reply With Quote
im hungry too,wonder what she tastes like





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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timf

posted on 14/5/03 at 05:14 PM Reply With Quote
taste

fish


they always taste of fish

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 14/5/03 at 07:00 PM Reply With Quote
now, id rather get one of those with a hoover than a free flight ticKET!!!!!!


atb

steve

ps

not being pedantic or anything, but the plug on the right side - shouldnt that be in a wall socket...? poorladys gonna catch cold trying to do that hoovering...

[Edited on 14/5/03 by stephen_gusterson]






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Alan B

posted on 14/5/03 at 07:25 PM Reply With Quote
Thanks for spotting that Steve.....no wonder she takes forever doing it...
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