chrisg
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| posted on 27/5/03 at 09:27 PM |
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Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside....
Actually there are few things I hate more, but from the 'morrow I shall be temporarily a trailer bound resident of the place known as
"skeggy"
Capital city of the fat bird with blotchy white legs, a mecca for the twat in the baseball cap. That oasis of greasy chips and bingo.
I shall be there until Sunday, and I will hate every bloody second.
Why am I going you ask? Simple.
This is the price I pay for going to Le Mans, I have to take the wife and brats to sodding skegness.
No man have greater love than this, that he would be bored shitless in an amusment arcade, that he may go with his mates to a ploughed field in
France, and get pissed.
Think of me just once.
Cheers
The jolly f*cking fisherman
PS.my inbox WILL be receiving any urgent insults you need to send me, although I won't be able to return your kind words'til
Monday
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 27/5/03 at 10:04 PM |
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Do what I'm going to do.........................
Move to France permanent. Nearer to the blessed LeMans and nearer to St. Tropez.! 
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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UncleFista
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| posted on 27/5/03 at 10:09 PM |
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I was there at the weekend, family in tow.
It rained....
Skeggy Pic
I feel your pain mate ;(
Tony Bond / UncleFista
Love is like a snowmobile, speeding across the frozen tundra.
Which suddenly flips, pinning you underneath.
At night the ice-weasels come...
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chrisg
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| posted on 27/5/03 at 10:29 PM |
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You lying get!
Thats Fantasy Island
in INGOLDMELLS!
Still as shitty tho, thanks for the sympathy
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 28/5/03 at 05:40 PM |
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wish i was with ya Chris, i just got told i got go to Singapore on Monday, don't ya just 8 work ???
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 28/5/03 at 06:40 PM |
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I was gonna go to the next J29 meet.
Not going to now for fear of getting the Sars bollocks....
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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paulbeyer
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| posted on 29/5/03 at 12:00 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
I was gonna go to the next J29 meet.
Not going to now for fear of getting the Sars bollocks....
I don't think it effects your bollocks.
7 out of 10 people suffer with hemorrhoids. Does that mean the other 3 enjoy them?
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Peteff
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| posted on 29/5/03 at 09:12 AM |
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Severe acute respiratory syndrome.
Severe and acute both mean the same thing in my dictionary, but when they called it just acute on it's own they realised it was going to be the
ARS virus. Who was going to take that one serious?.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Dick Axtell
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| posted on 29/5/03 at 12:26 PM |
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Chris,
You're not the only one. This was Sidmouth just a couple of weeks ago!!
 
Rescued attachment Sidmouth160503.JPG
Work-in-Progress: Changed to Zetec + T9. Still trying!!
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ned
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| posted on 29/5/03 at 12:32 PM |
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even the seagull looks board, oh happy days....
beware, I've got yellow skin
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Peteff
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 09:21 AM |
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Did you see the size of that gull? And it's only a young un. Bloody'ell, I'm keeping out of Sidmouth . We took the grandkids to
Carsington Water yesterday. It's like going to the seaside but staying inland. Does Chris have to have a passport to get out of Yorkshire?
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Viper
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 09:57 AM |
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Anybody else suffering SWS ( sarcasm withdrawel symptoms)
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timf
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 10:24 AM |
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but we still got the hippy
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 10:39 AM |
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Nooooooo don't try and compare me to him...
He's from Yorkshire.
Besides, there's loads of sods far more capable of sarcasm in here than I am.
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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timf
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 11:02 AM |
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but anyone building a locost chassis themselves must be mad when you can buy a ready made kit isn't the whole point of a locost going out and
buying a ready made one and i bet it costs more than £250 to build as well .
opps that also includes me then
oh well back to sniffing the celly thinners
weeeeeeeeeeeee my locost can fly
maybe rc was on the same thing as hippy when he came up with the title of the book. or thats what he told his wife it cost to make !!
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 11:07 AM |
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Me?
I'm not on anything....
Got a day off though. That may be affecting me last night and today....
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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timf
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 11:13 AM |
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day off
then why don't you just
go and build your non conformist locost
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 11:15 AM |
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Because I'm going away this afternoon until Sunday evening.
I'm supposed to be cleaning out the animal cages but instead I choose to have multiple conversations with you buggers in here....
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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timf
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 11:41 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
I'm supposed to be cleaning out the animal cages .
that explains everything, he's getting high on animal Sh*t
that gives new meaning to the expression
thats some good poo man
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 30/5/03 at 11:48 AM |
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BOOM BOOM!
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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Jasper
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| posted on 31/5/03 at 01:30 PM |
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You think Skeggies bad, I've agreed to take the wife and kid + friends to Butlins for the weekend soon, that's the price I have to pay for
going to Le Mans. But at least it's on the South Coast so some chance of sun.
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locodude
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| posted on 31/5/03 at 05:36 PM |
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Why oh why do some of you guys feel obliged to take the wife and kids somewhere just because YOU are going to Le Mans or a show or racing or whatever.
It all went downhill when we gave them the vote
Just give 'em a slap and tell 'em who's boss. The saying up here is 'Keep 'em well fu*ked and poorly shod'
BE A MAN!!!!!!
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 31/5/03 at 06:19 PM |
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Chris, some one sat at the side of me just read your post n said "get stuffed" does that mean i'm doing it all wrong, oh, n what
does "shod" mean ??
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 31/5/03 at 09:45 PM |
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Jon
you should like singapore....its a great place....makes this country look 3rd world.
great place to bargain for deals on cameras and electricals.
atb
steve
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Alan B
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| posted on 1/6/03 at 01:23 PM |
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Just had a little trip myself....a couple of days in San Jose and Los Gatos in California....very nice, but makes Surrey look very cheap to live
in.....
Went in a bar that was well known a couple of years ago......women would drive 100 miles to go there, looking for dot com millionaires...
Flying into Silicon valley:
This was just the Bentley dealer......there was a Ferrari dealer too... They had a very nice Murciealago in too.....
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