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907

posted on 4/2/07 at 07:30 AM Reply With Quote
Amusing Car Names

Hi All.

Stevec's post on his Fiat Clankyclunko got me thinking about this.
I find the slang names for cars quite funny, Ford Crappy, Vauxhall Shov'it, etc. I bet there's hundreds.
I suppose my Type 907 engine came from a Lotus E'clatter.


I'd particularly like to know the one for the Corsa,
as "Roger the store man" (if you'll pardon the expression) at work, is thinking of getting one.


So, any more?.... How about a list?

Paul G






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theconrodkid

posted on 4/2/07 at 07:38 AM Reply With Quote
the ford crapiee/fiasco,poxhall ashtray/nogo and anything from korea/taiwan





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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marcyboy

posted on 4/2/07 at 08:05 AM Reply With Quote
my works wagon is a

"SHITROEN RELAY"

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bob

posted on 4/2/07 at 08:37 AM Reply With Quote
Austin All-agro






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dilley

posted on 4/2/07 at 08:45 AM Reply With Quote
Ford rustcort

volkswagen peice-a-shat

volkswagen poolo

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RazMan

posted on 4/2/07 at 09:19 AM Reply With Quote
I once had a 'Monty Nogo'





Cheers,
Raz

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iank

posted on 4/2/07 at 10:27 AM Reply With Quote
Not sure you'd need a funny name considering the adverts

vauxhall puppets
vauxhall puppets


If he gets a chav'ed up one you could always try 'does your mum know what you've done to her car?'





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Peteff

posted on 4/2/07 at 10:39 AM Reply With Quote
Vauxhall Corset?

It's a tight fit on some people.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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ReMan

posted on 4/2/07 at 10:45 AM Reply With Quote
Ford Fester and Mundano
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martyn_16v

posted on 4/2/07 at 11:25 AM Reply With Quote
vw pishrat/pissrat
vw toe-rag
vauxhall chavalier
vaux scally-bra

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907

posted on 4/2/07 at 02:47 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by iank
Not sure you'd need a funny name considering the adverts

vauxhall puppets
vauxhall puppets


If he gets a chav'ed up one you could always try 'does your mum know what you've done to her car?'



Thanks for the pic.

Added to it a bit. I'll pin it up in the stores. (ducks for cover)

He's getting a new one, so it's no chavmobile.
The ol' boy's getting on a bit, so maybe it's the new Wrinklymobile.

Also test drove the new Civic, say's the Corsa's better.

Cheers

Paul G

Carry on with the names. It's a giggle. Rescued attachment corsa-s.jpg
Rescued attachment corsa-s.jpg







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locogeoff

posted on 4/2/07 at 03:12 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ReMan
Ford Fester and Mundano


Then there's the

Escargot and the Grandad

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stevec

posted on 4/2/07 at 03:25 PM Reply With Quote
Vauxhall Shuvit

La De Da 1200

Austin Landcrab
Morris Shytal

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David Jenkins

posted on 4/2/07 at 03:32 PM Reply With Quote
Who can forget the Ford Grenade...






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martyn_16v

posted on 4/2/07 at 05:50 PM Reply With Quote
and of course there's always the highly amusing automotive anagram that is the ford scrote
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