Duncan_P
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 12:32 PM |
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Funiest Thing Someone Has Said About Your Car
After a similar thread on Pistonheads the other day a comment a kid made about the car this morning made me think it might be an amusing thread to run
here.
So anyway, this morning im trying to sneak a few hours in on the kit this morning before going to the GF's sisters this afternoon. When a few
of the little kids who live on the street came up. After showing them a pic of what the car should (eventually) look like one of them came out
with
"Why dont you build it into a proper car like a Vectra"
 
Luckily i managed to resist laughing my ass off at him or making any sarcastic remarks
So over to you - The Funiest things someone has said about your car
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McLannahan
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 12:36 PM |
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I love your Cobra!
(It had Cobra seats....)
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nitram38
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 12:37 PM |
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Someone said on a Lotus7 forum that my car "looked like it was built by a B & Q shelf stacker".
What is funny is that if I see them, they will find out what a shelf stackers car feels like on top of them !
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mookaloid
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 12:42 PM |
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"Is it a Robin Hood mate?"
"That thing you're thinking - it wont be that."
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JoelP
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 12:43 PM |
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after a hose exploded, someone said 'genuine lotus parts....'
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trialsman
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 01:06 PM |
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"Nice dune buggy" . I thought I was going to kill him but I did't. I just said "yeah", Russ
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dilley
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 01:24 PM |
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"thats really smart mate,is it a kit car?" well its not a production car you numpty
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Browser
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 02:09 PM |
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Regarding my (still) tarp-covered rolling chassis on the drive, a lad my six-year-old son knows said "is that a racing car?"
Only in my head son
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 02:27 PM |
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"Where's the one for the other foot?"
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Ivan
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 03:08 PM |
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Of my Cobra with a 350 Chevy motor - "what did you use a VW Beatle chassis and engine?" 
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mookaloid
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 03:09 PM |
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Just thought of another one I got last year
"so you've come in the wheelbarrow again?"
"That thing you're thinking - it wont be that."
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matt.c
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 03:10 PM |
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The other half said "Where do i put my handbag"
Roll cage and no windscreen She is going to have a bit of a shock!
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Avoneer
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 03:20 PM |
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Is that a Morgan?
Pat...
No trees were killed in the sending of this message.
However a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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matt.c
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 03:24 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Avoneer
Is that a Morgan?
Pat...
LOL, i just fell off my chair!
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big_wasa
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 03:32 PM |
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Mother-in-law says to the wife "where is your old man ?"
Reply " In the garage playing with his Nody car"
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gazza285
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 03:45 PM |
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Are you going to finish this one then?
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB OR BOLLOCKS!
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UncleFista
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 04:44 PM |
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"Is it petrol or Diesel"
"It looks like Brum !"
"Is it a kit-car ?"
Oh, and my Grandma calls it "your go-cart" 
Tony Bond / UncleFista
Love is like a snowmobile, speeding across the frozen tundra.
Which suddenly flips, pinning you underneath.
At night the ice-weasels come...
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Catpuss
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 04:46 PM |
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From SMWBO "if you make the boot big enough the dog can sit in the back" [1]
[1] Our dog is a border collie about the side of an alsatian.
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 05:08 PM |
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Sorry I'm not going to fan the flames, but If TrevD wants to tell the story then its up to him. You HAD to be there.
All I can say is that Trev's comments win HANDS DOWN.
Clue
Its a posh posh traveling life, a traveling live for me. ....................
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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scoey m
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 05:35 PM |
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I had one other day just had exhaust fitted so pulled on to drive revving and checking coolant levels girl from across the street came over and said
that sounds just like my brothers bike He owns a 50 cc scooter
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alister667
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 06:00 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Avoneer
Is that a Morgan?
Pat...
I've had that one as well!
My other favourite was while I was carefully explaining to one local know it all that I was building a 'seven'. He knowingly nodded and
said "Yes, yes I know those. Citroen made them didn't they?". I was still scratching my head when he asked me where the doors go.
I told him there were no doors. He looked at me quizzically and asked about the windscreen and roof...
http://members.lycos.co.uk/alister667/
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roadrunner
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 06:35 PM |
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Bloke's at work "Did i get it out of a packet of cornflake's".
TIT'S.
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I love speed :-P
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 07:15 PM |
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Just before it was a rolling some kids were in the street and asked
Boy 1 "Is it a boat"
Boy 2 "no no its a rocket"
and 3 years later they still think its a rocket
Don't Steal
The Government doesn’t like the competition
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Agriv8
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 07:30 PM |
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My Farther.
1 can you drive it quitly ? its a V8
2 do you need to overtake everything.
Bles him love him to bits but !!!!
Regards
Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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Mark Allanson
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| posted on 24/2/07 at 09:56 PM |
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My foremans 7 year old son to his father " Why is Mark making that gocart so big?"
If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation
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