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Jon Ison

posted on 20/3/07 at 08:28 PM Reply With Quote
Pineapple cubes........

Just been out too an auction, went for a pee as you do.........

Now strategically positioned in the urinal was those ill tasting pineapple cubes, you know the type........

No matter what trajectory I tried I couldn't knock one over, any one else tried this or more too the point managed it......

Is it because I'm so old my pressures down a bit ?

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Benzine

posted on 20/3/07 at 08:30 PM Reply With Quote
Did you try aiming for the base like putting out a fire?
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Jon Ison

posted on 20/3/07 at 08:31 PM Reply With Quote
Tried everything I could, stepping back, squeezing it a bit etc.......

The thing would not move......

what I didnt check was are the buggers glued into position......?

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grahamgg

posted on 20/3/07 at 08:32 PM Reply With Quote
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ill tasting pineapple cubes,



haway john I hope you didn't






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nib1980

posted on 20/3/07 at 08:33 PM Reply With Quote
no but it is a good measure of the prostate strength, believe their called wee balls, and you have to try and disolve then all in one go
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speedyxjs

posted on 20/3/07 at 08:38 PM Reply With Quote
Pineapple cubes?
I thought they were called 'Urinal Cakes'





How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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Mr G

posted on 20/3/07 at 08:40 PM Reply With Quote
Don't tell me your local has'nt got PEE GOALS



G






Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a
car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes
and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

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Howlor

posted on 20/3/07 at 09:03 PM Reply With Quote
Ive fond you need a few short sharp blasts to get em going.
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Julian B

posted on 20/3/07 at 09:13 PM Reply With Quote
may be its what you have been drinking.

Have you tried builders tea?

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Russ-Turner

posted on 20/3/07 at 09:23 PM Reply With Quote
@ pee goals. I know some public houses have experimented with wasps and flies painted directly onto the porcelain in an effort to encourage people to 'keep it in the pan' shall we say.






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coozer

posted on 20/3/07 at 09:24 PM Reply With Quote
Watch out for your local space crew who nick them and sniff the vapours coming off after a good drenching in the golden fluid





1972 V8 Jago

1980 Z750

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Danozeman

posted on 20/3/07 at 09:56 PM Reply With Quote
We have them at work., I can move them all the way roundn the pan once theyr moving. As said short sharp bursts to get them going.

I think it depends what kind of strainer think they have aswell.





Dan

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chrisg

posted on 20/3/07 at 10:30 PM Reply With Quote
I don't know if I can shift them or not - I'm always too far away to see.

Chris

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zetec7

posted on 21/3/07 at 01:15 AM Reply With Quote
The weight drags me down, so my aim doesn't get to the big mints...





http://www.freewebs.com/zetec7/

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Danozeman

posted on 21/3/07 at 06:27 AM Reply With Quote
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I'm always too far away to see.



Im the same I have to use the childs urinal so it doesnt rest on the bottom





Dan

Built the purple peril!! Let the modifications begin!!

http://www.eastangliankitcars.co.uk

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James

posted on 21/3/07 at 09:56 AM Reply With Quote
And they say that this site covers any topic...





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BenB

posted on 21/3/07 at 10:26 AM Reply With Quote
It's like the poster I saw at a computer fair

"Notice for Arcade Game Players- Do Not Eat the Urinal Cakes"

Oh the infighting amongst geeks

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