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pjavon

posted on 22/5/07 at 07:09 PM Reply With Quote
Big bloke picking on my wife

My wife drove into asda car park today and some big fat to@@er hit (WITH HIS FIST) the side of our car and when my wife got out to find out why he said she nearly ran over his foot
I looked at it when i got in from work and he has dented it and scratched it were he hit it
Asda haven't got any of it on camera so other than sit outside asda for a week i can't get hold of this so called man
Any advice how to track him down as i would like a chat with him





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graememk

posted on 22/5/07 at 07:20 PM Reply With Quote
you can borrow my mind reading hat that most of my customers think i own.

failing that i very much doubt you'll find him.






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JoelP

posted on 22/5/07 at 07:57 PM Reply With Quote
first step is always to report to the police, you probably need a crime ref number for the insurance. Ask the supermarket to put up a sign asking for witnesses to come forward, very unlikely they will but then again, they should make the effort for customers. Sadly waiting outside for a week is very unlikely to work.
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blakep82

posted on 22/5/07 at 08:10 PM Reply With Quote
let the police know. if you do 'happen to see him' and he does something similar again, a second report will have him i think





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pjavon

posted on 22/5/07 at 08:32 PM Reply With Quote
Not going to bother with the police, waste of time, i live in North Wales(where Chief Constable Richard Brunstrom rules) so unless he was speeding when he drove out of the car park they will be as a much use as a pogo stick in a swamp. And for those of you who may think i'm talking cr@p believe me i'm not.
I'll just have to take the saying what goes around comes around to heart unless i'm lucky enough to bump into him.





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Confused but excited.

posted on 22/5/07 at 08:36 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pjavon
Not going to bother with the police, waste of time, i live in North Wales(where Chief Constable Richard Brunstrom rules) so unless he was speeding when he drove out of the car park they will be as a much use as a pogo stick in a swamp. And for those of you who may think i'm talking cr@p believe me i'm not.


All too sadly I can confirm this.

On the plus side you can take him shark fishing.

[Edited on 22/5/07 by Confused but excited.]





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froggy

posted on 22/5/07 at 08:59 PM Reply With Quote
these people usually get their come uppance anyway
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oadamo

posted on 22/5/07 at 09:09 PM Reply With Quote
people shop on the same day every week well most people just wait and run the f**ker over and say he steped out infront of you
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caber

posted on 22/5/07 at 10:18 PM Reply With Quote
No just park ON his foot lock and leave the car

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Avoneer

posted on 22/5/07 at 11:47 PM Reply With Quote
What goes around DOES come around.

That's the only religion I believe in.

Pat...





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C10CoryM

posted on 23/5/07 at 02:56 AM Reply With Quote
On the flip side of the coin, I doubt he would have punched the car if he didn't nearly get his foot run over





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balidey

posted on 23/5/07 at 06:58 AM Reply With Quote
Try and track him down, but rather than punch him, wait for him to get in his car, then punch it. When he gets out tell him he nearly ran over your foot. Make sure you do LOTS of damage (out of view of cameras). its justice, and its also in the 'what goes around comes around' idea.

Lets hope he has a nice expensive motor.

Failing that, punch your wife in the face, go to police and say this bloke did it, track him down.... he will have a bruised hand!!!

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