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Author: Subject: Sorry in advance :)
millemg

posted on 26/6/07 at 05:59 PM Reply With Quote
Sorry in advance :)

Apparently, a bar owner in Sheffield was asked how his business was doing over the last week or so






"It's been very quiet, but some of the regulars are starting to drift back in."


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Paul (Notts)

posted on 26/6/07 at 06:19 PM Reply With Quote

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jollygreengiant

posted on 26/6/07 at 06:31 PM Reply With Quote
Stop Press...........


The regulars are moaning that the beer has been watered down.





Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.

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chrisg

posted on 26/6/07 at 06:40 PM Reply With Quote
Hilarious.

When I get off this island I'm going to hunt you down.



Chris





Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!

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roadrunner

posted on 26/6/07 at 06:41 PM Reply With Quote







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speedyxjs

posted on 26/6/07 at 07:45 PM Reply With Quote






How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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TGR-ECOSSE

posted on 26/6/07 at 09:09 PM Reply With Quote
Are you having some weather problems in Englandshire? Rumour up here is that England is sinking






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Jon Ison

posted on 26/6/07 at 09:25 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
Hilarious.

When I get off this island I'm going to hunt you down.



Chris


Water polo at hillsborough ?

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martyn_16v

posted on 26/6/07 at 09:52 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TGR-ECOSSE
Are you having some weather problems in Englandshire? Rumour up here is that England is sinking


Only them northern bits. It's all a cunning plan to replace the failure that was Hadrians Wall, a couple of hundred miles of water ought to slow you down a bit






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jollygreengiant

posted on 27/6/07 at 12:50 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jollygreengiant
Stop Press...........


The regulars are moaning that the beer has been watered down.



...................... More than usual.





Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.

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DaveFJ

posted on 27/6/07 at 09:07 AM Reply With Quote
It's all made up....

I got a phone call from my Mum yesterday to ask if we were flooded? I was sat in my garden at the time drinking a beer in the glorious sunshine!





Dave

"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always

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