Mix
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 12:58 PM |
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Expletives
We've all been there:
The spanner slips,
The molten blob of iron makes a bee line for your trainer,
The cut you measured three times before making no longer fits,
The price went up 5 minutes before you decided to buy,
FU1+2, (say no more)
What is that involuntary first response ??
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ned
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 01:09 PM |
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Mix,
You not entered your own pole yet!?
one you missed could well be:
oh, bugger!
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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timf
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 01:10 PM |
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can i have a combo of all of the above in one
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JoelP
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 01:13 PM |
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mines a 3 hit combo.... argh s*** f****** b******....
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Mix
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 01:17 PM |
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Well spotted Ned
Bo---cks it is then
Mick
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MK9R
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 01:35 PM |
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You also missed of the "c" word (intentionally?) which is probably one of my most used words to follow the f--- it shout
Cheers Austen
RGB car number 9
www.austengreenway.co.uk
www.automatedtechnologygroup.co.uk
www.trackace.co.uk
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GO
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 01:46 PM |
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Mine tends to vary according to the occasion. Normally one or several of b-ll-cks, sh-t, cr-p, w-nk-r, t-ts. However, I have also been known to utter
these fabulous words... "f-ck it all, where's the beer?"
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Mark H
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 01:58 PM |
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Good poll, mick!
It all depends on the occasion, and who I am with.
If my son was in the garage (he's 6) I would stay clear of b0ll0x or Feckit. Perhaps a moments seething silence would be the best responce!
If I was in the same room as a parent/granparent, bloody would be about my lot.
When i am on my own, or with fellow locosters, and having had one of the forementioned disasters (normally >1 at a time) the air turns bluer than a
night with Lilly Savage and Chubby Brown.
All the best,
Mark
Curiously i never use the word C?*t.
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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timf
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 02:09 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark H
If my son was in the garage (he's 6) I would stay clear of b0ll0x or Feckit.
always use
sh.....ugar when small children are about
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ned
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 02:43 PM |
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Chubby brown? (who- or what?)
Am I showing my age?
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 02:55 PM |
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Yes. Next question.
DJ
You're not likely to know about Chubby Brown unless you've seen him in a club, or bought one of his videos. You'll NEVER see him on
TV! Very, very blue...
Think Jethro x 10 for rudeness.
[Edited on 1/10/03 by David Jenkins]
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nick205
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 03:07 PM |
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Good Poll!
When an error occurs I generally find that the phrase "YOU F**KING B**TARD" improves the situation.
Although last weekend my parents neighbour (building in their garage) did have occasion to shout back "WHO's A F**KING B**TARD?"
Cheers
Nick
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MK Goldrush
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 03:07 PM |
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TWAT!!!!
Now there's a word. My favourite by far
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JoelP
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 04:48 PM |
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twats a good un.
chubby brown did a santa song, went like this:
oi f****** santa claus, wheres me f****** bike?/ i've unwrapped all these twat presents here, theres sod all that i like!
cant remember the rest but its well funny! anyone remember any if his gags?!?
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benedict
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 05:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by timf
always use
sh.....ugar when small children are about
I usually find it's either:
FUUdge or:
FFFishhooks.
My dad used to use the latter when I was little. Now I know why
When there aren't children around, either simply:
F*****G H**L,
F*****G B*****D
F*****G C**T
or
F**K-W**K-B*****S-T**S-C**T all as one word.
None of which are on the list.
Cheers,
Ben
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chrisg
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 06:15 PM |
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When I lost the top of my thumb I went
"Oh deary me!"
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Stu16v
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 06:43 PM |
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quote:
"Oh deary me!"
Chris, is there any need for language like this on a public forum? Could you not of censored it in some way? I'm shocked....
Dont just build it.....make it!
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Noodle
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 07:03 PM |
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"You little piece of f**king sh*t", rising towards the end in bitterness, speed and volume suffices for almost all occassions. Except when
the kids are around the it's "Ooooh arhhhh blimey"
I have a friend who will wave his tools towards the heavens and scream "I'll f**king get you for that you b**tard!"
Cheers,
Neil.
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pbura
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 07:29 PM |
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Once I cross-threaded a spark plug into an aluminum head. The next day, I was driving to a semi-important meeting when the plug blew out.
When my wife came to pick me up at the garage I made it to, I hopped into the car and said, "F___!", then turned around to see my 15
month-old daughter in the baby seat.
About a week later, I had her in a cart at the grocery store and as we're walking around, she starts:
"F___, f___, f___, f___, f___, f___, f___, ..."
I about choked, and leaned over and growled some kind of threat in her ear. Can't tell you how relieved I was when she stopped!
Pete
Pete
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JoelP
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| posted on 1/10/03 at 07:58 PM |
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lol!
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Mix
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| posted on 2/10/03 at 05:14 PM |
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Tw@
John Cooper Clarke does a really good monologue about this.
Mick
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MK9R
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| posted on 3/10/03 at 06:40 AM |
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similiar thing happended to me, having a small disagreemwnt with the missus in the car on the way to the supermarket and told her to F*%$ off,
forgetting our 3 year old was in the car, within 2 minutes of of starting our weekly shop, our son told the woman in the grocery dept to f%$£ off!!!
2 minutes later, the missus was shopping alone and we were back in the car.
Cheers Austen
RGB car number 9
www.austengreenway.co.uk
www.automatedtechnologygroup.co.uk
www.trackace.co.uk
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kiwirex
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| posted on 3/10/03 at 10:56 AM |
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I like what the missus says
ar*ey bo***cksy w*nk
Kind of rolls of the tongue.
- Greg H
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James
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| posted on 3/10/03 at 11:31 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by MK9R
You also missed of the "c" word (intentionally?) which is probably one of my most used words to follow the f--- it shout
Was gonna say... you missed the best (and most frequently used in my case!) one out!
I find that when really *really* annoyed saying with a 'K' instead of a 'C' makes it far more nicely aggressive!
James
P.S. Someone I site next to did once say that sitting near me is sometimes like sitting with someone suffering from Tourettes!
[Edited on 3/10/03 by James]
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timf
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| posted on 3/10/03 at 12:57 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by James
P.S. Someone I site next to did once say that sitting near me is sometimes like sitting with someone suffering from Tourettes!
[Edited on 3/10/03 by James]
you could at least spell the f**king work properly - Tourette's -
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