tjoh84
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| posted on 11/2/08 at 12:01 AM |
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what a pric i am
hiya peps got wrk at 6am and am pissed as a dart went doen the local and went from just a few pintss rto getting ratted lol
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chrisg
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| posted on 11/2/08 at 12:06 AM |
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Ah yes, of course
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 11/2/08 at 12:06 AM |
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I supose you have to get the bus like me, I can hardly stand we've drunk so much tonight, I'm on first name terms with the toilet (her
names mandy  ) wonder what time we will crawl to bed this time though I might sleep on the floor its nice and warm
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blakep82
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| posted on 11/2/08 at 12:08 AM |
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i've gotten to know my toilet pretty well over the years, her name's armitage (her parents liked old fashioned names) armitage shanks is
her full name
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Simon
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| posted on 11/2/08 at 12:56 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by tjoh84
hiya peps got wrk at 6am and am pissed as a dart went doen the local and went from just a few pintss rto getting ratted lol
I'll wait till you're sober for a translation
ATB
Simon
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iank
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| posted on 11/2/08 at 08:09 AM |
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Have fun at work, but don't drive till tomorrow 
I've stopped praying to the porcelain goddess these days, I'm old enough to remember what it's like before I start drinking 
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 11/2/08 at 08:49 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
I'm on first name terms with the toilet (her names mandy )
Thats a s**t name
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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nick205
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| posted on 11/2/08 at 10:57 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by iank
Have fun at work, but don't drive till tomorrow
I've stopped praying to the porcelain goddess these days, I'm old enough to remember what it's like before I start drinking
Me too
A hard and long lesson to learn though
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snapper
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| posted on 11/2/08 at 11:24 AM |
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Its a man......
never could make up my mind whether it...
Huwey or pete.......
Huweeeeeey.. pete... pete..... Huweeeey...pete..
Aaaargggg
Huw...... Huw..... Huweeeeeeyyyyy... pete..pete..
O God i'm dying
etc. etc.
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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