Mr Whippy
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:07 PM |
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give me a break...
oh groan  this girl keeps giving me the eye, she must be only 24 (ten years younger than me and looks like sleeping beauty, its the hair) every time
I try to ignore her she goes in a mood and starts stomping past my desk!...why do these things keep happening?
I need a tie-shirt with something like - 'I'm not interested even if you are hot!'
come back office all is forgiven
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James
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:10 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
(ten years younger than me and looks like sleeping beauty, its the hair)
Your hair makes you look like sleeping beauty?
Nice! 
What's the problem with some nice girl liking you?
Or are you a 'homeowner'?
Cheers,
James
EDIT: Which, in case anyone gets offended, is a term I was taught by a gay friend of mine.
[Edited on 13/3/08 by James]
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
- Muhammad Ali
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Hammerhead
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:11 PM |
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Post a photo and we can vote:
Should you
Should'nt you
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:12 PM |
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i used to go out with a girl who looked like snow white, she was a hotty
Build Blog
Build Photo Album
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02GF74
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:13 PM |
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and then the alarm clock went BBBRRRRRRRRRRDINGG
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nib1980
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:14 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
oh groan this girl keeps giving me the eye, she must be only 24
THEN SEND HER MY WAY!!!!
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:17 PM |
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it's her hair that looks like that, mine is like a Greek god!
I'd get my ass kicked for even a hint of fooling around.
dare I even ask what - 'Or are you a 'homeowner'?' - means??
[Edited on 13/3/08 by Mr Whippy]
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Guinness
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:25 PM |
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Is it the red cape that is floating her boat? Perhaps you should try dressing slightly more merciful in the office?
Might I suggest something green.
Mike
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Guinness
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:27 PM |
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Whoooahhh! Hang on a minute, Liam's back!
Whooo hoo!
Or am I just slow on the uptake?
Mike
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:33 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Guinness
Is it the red cape that is floating her boat? Perhaps you should try dressing slightly more merciful in the office?
Might I suggest something green.
Mike
na that's only on Fridays
Guinness -- I never spotted him being back either, linky
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=84401
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thunderace
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:37 PM |
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evry time you talk to her tell her how great your mrs is that will put her off
(cant wait to get home my mrs is making me dinner shes so great ect)
be very carefull i worked as a doorman in the dancing and had a stalker after me. it was hell had to get the police to her twice before she stoped.
(not the first time i have had a stalker spit up with my x and she stalked me for over a year)
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mike smith1
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 02:43 PM |
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I'm with hammerhead, think we should vote on it, wish that would happen in our office! Female's employed here hace got to look like a cart
horse and be about 30stone to get a job here!!
Mike
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 03:10 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by thunderace
evry time you talk to her tell her how great your mrs is that will put her off
(cant wait to get home my mrs is making me dinner shes so great ect)
be very carefull i worked as a doorman in the dancing and had a stalker after me. it was hell had to get the police to her twice before she stoped.
(not the first time i have had a stalker spit up with my x and she stalked me for over a year)
hmm she has that kind of stalker look, kind of 'please god ask me out or else!!!' stare, if I talk to her she starts to giggle and talk
b$ll$cks, a bad sign...
One of my friends split up with a girl and she went nuts, I mean nuts! Started phone up every minute then hang up or texting
'£$%^$%^£^£$^$%' kind of stuff, no not swearing just random characters. In the end he had to change his number but what a psycho
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COREdevelopments
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 03:23 PM |
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take a picture post her on here so we can all have a stare!! just tell her your gay and your in love with G.W BUSH!!
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Benzine
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 03:26 PM |
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Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup,
sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.
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Hammerhead
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 03:35 PM |
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you could go the 'sexual harassment in the work place' route (her harassing you not the other way round )
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DarrenW
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 03:38 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup,
sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.
Brilliant That should do the trick.
Your as mad as Whippy
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 03:38 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup,
sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.
I don't think things have got that bad, I might also get the sack for that ^
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McLannahan
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 03:39 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Next time you see her point at her making your hand into a gun shape and make that "click click" noise with your mouth and say "sup,
sugar-tits?" Also eat quiche, grown a mullet and fart a lot. Should put her off.
I think both hands in a twin gun type gesture. That'll look classy.
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COREdevelopments
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 04:04 PM |
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ye deffo gotta be twin hands gesture
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matt_claydon
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 04:13 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
dare I even ask what - 'Or are you a 'homeowner'?' - means??
As in HOMOwner.
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Dale
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 04:27 PM |
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Someone should show this thread to your Mrs. She would be proud of ya and with the points you get you could get some more parts for the car.
Dale
Thanks
Dale
my 14 and11 year old boys 22
and 19 now want to drive but have to be 25 before insurance will allow. Finally on the road
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 04:36 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Dale
Someone should show this thread to your Mrs. She would be proud of ya and with the points you get you could get some more parts for the car.
Dale
no that would definitely be a bad idea, she would get jealous, suspicious and then lock me out of the house
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joneh
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 05:07 PM |
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I have the same burden as you Mr Whippy. Its not easy being a fanny magnet!
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 13/3/08 at 08:56 PM |
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Some women go for Merciless men?
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