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John.Taylor

posted on 15/4/08 at 11:21 AM Reply With Quote
Don't you just love Citroens!

We bought some Citroen Relay vans a few months ago and whilst one was sat in the Main Dealer having it's wheel bearings replaced (at 16,000 miles!) it was broken into.

Now, I probably shouldn't tell you this but if you smash the drivers/passengers window, the alarm will go off for all the time it takes you to reach inside and pull on the door handle. This then turns the alarm off and unlocks all the doors!!!!

Don't you just love the Frenchies attitude to impregnable security!






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eznfrank

posted on 15/4/08 at 11:26 AM Reply With Quote
I used to get the Thatcham Vehicle Security guides through work, I was always shocked at the flaws in what were touted as top notch security systems. Most wouldn't even set off the alarm!!
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Mr Whippy

posted on 15/4/08 at 11:27 AM Reply With Quote
No idea who fitted my Volvo's alarm but it deadlocks all the doors if the alarm goes off and only the drivers door key in the lock will reset it, even the remote stops working

I oil the lock regularly...






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Hellfire

posted on 15/4/08 at 04:30 PM Reply With Quote
Volvo's alarms are known to be one of the best in the business. Trouble is they are a right b!tch when the owner tries to retake the car.

Steve






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DorsetStrider

posted on 15/4/08 at 06:43 PM Reply With Quote
When the French heard about the reunited Germany the french security forces planted trees down the side of the road...

... So the german army can march in the shade.





Who the f**K tightened this up!

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