TimC
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 posted on 17/4/08 at 02:52 PM |
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Management Consultants
I have two consultants sat across the desk from me. One is spot-on; one is inducing thoughts of a flying head-butt and subsequent head-to-size 9
interface.
"Blah blah blah...... no, what are you doi..... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Rant over.
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nib1980
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 02:54 PM |
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wow I didn't know you sat opposite me! lol 
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fesycresy
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 03:00 PM |
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Have they had you doing a psychometic test yet ?
Should have seen my results, I think 'difficult and unemployable' were mentioned
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 03:01 PM |
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bored cos I did all my work yesterday  it's all or nothing with me, got to learn to pace myself
now watching the clock get slower...
its sunny outside so I'm working out what to do on the dingy when I get home 
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ditchlewis
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 03:19 PM |
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i'm waiting for input / comments on the construction programme i put in to the boss.
time is dragging and like mr whippy i'm thinking of thing to do
the latest is how to de restrict and tune up the scooter my wife bought for one of the boys
all boys big or small want to go faster the wife might not agree.
ditch
[Edited on 17/4/08 by ditchlewis]
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Jubal
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 03:26 PM |
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http://www.gettingdrunkinfirstclass.com/2007/08/24/debunking-consulting-myths/
I'm not sure I agree with them as I always considered consultants were there so that the management umbrella had somewhere for the crap to roll
off onto. Otherwise it would be their own fault if it didn't work!
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nick205
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 03:26 PM |
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management consultants - LOL
Overpaid people who couldn't hold down a proper job (IMHO of course)
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Guinness
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 03:28 PM |
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I have only had one significant run in with a Management Consultant. He came in to advise the boss on how to make the company more efficient.
All he did was wee of so many staff that most of them left. He ended up as an employee of the firm, actually trying to manage the sites / projects
himself.
Oh how I laughed at him, doing 100 hour weeks, after he'd told us that we could do it in 40!
Arse!
Mike
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lsdweb
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 03:58 PM |
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I had 'training' yesterday with a consultant who knew nothing about the service and proceeded to tell me and a colleague (who has an MBE
for his exceptional work!) how to do our jobs!
Needless to say the course feedback will have the words 'crock of' and 'sh*t' on it!
Wyn
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r1_pete
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 04:12 PM |
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Have they been doing a bit of imagineering yet??
Better still why dont you strike up a game of bullshit bingo around them...
LINKY
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