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Author: Subject: Woohoo! It works! Now I'll just.... oh @#?£!
Delinquent

posted on 26/4/08 at 10:06 AM Reply With Quote
Woohoo! It works! Now I'll just.... oh @#?£!

Don't you just hate it - that moment when you KNOW you're going to f##k something up, but something inside you insists you do it anyway?

I decided to repair my Audi central locking in true Locost style. A new pump unit is £350+, a second hand one, even on ebay, can get £150 and has exactly the same fault that makes them so hard to get hold of, so will probably fail soon after anyway.

So I bought an Audi 80 pump on ebay. It's completely different, lacking 90% of the electronics but in essence contains a pump... At 99p it was worth the gamble

Postie arrived at 10 bearing gifts in small brown boxes. 15 minutes later I'd removed the pump motor and unit, examined, and discovered I could just whip the end off the motor and install on my unit, then blank off one air outlet and modify the other (they are key coded so you can't just swap entire units about)

15 minutes later and a rough hash is in the car - press the blip, woohoo, it works

Now I'll just take it back out and reassemble properly.

Did I tighten that screw? I think I did. I'll just check.

Snap. Pump unit cracks through.


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chrisg

posted on 26/4/08 at 10:20 AM Reply With Quote
I find copuius swearing tends to help in these situations!

Hard luck mate

Chris





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zilspeed

posted on 26/4/08 at 11:00 AM Reply With Quote
Araldite ?






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tks

posted on 26/4/08 at 12:26 PM Reply With Quote
always if you doubt first looseupt he screw and then retight....

the best retight method is to start from loose because then you know the force you are apling, alse you only know how much it wont move unther...and we all start pushing until it rotates..

tks

p.s. wich material is the housing off??
araldite, glue pistol, aluminium weld...
etc. etc.

[Edited on 26/4/08 by tks]





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Mr Whippy

posted on 26/4/08 at 02:16 PM Reply With Quote
i'm sure these are the audi's that you can open by putting a rubber sink plunger against the key hole, give it a pump and the car unlocks. It's nice to see the germans doing something low tec for a change






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Delinquent

posted on 26/4/08 at 07:23 PM Reply With Quote
unfortunately it's a graphite disc inside, and when the case broke... so did that. It's a bin job.

Normally I'd indeed use the loosen-to-check method but this morning it was one of those "quick jobs" before an appointment that wasn't quite as quick as I'd hoped!

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