calling all non English folks
A Kiwi bloke was doing the Haka. Somewhere in space, Aliens were
watching this unusual dance. "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora,
ka-ora......"
The Aliens were very interested by this ritual and wanted to see
what
effect it would have if they removed a part of his brain. So, using
their alien technology, they shot down a laser beam - it hit the
Kiwi's
head and immediately vaporised a part of his brain. The Aliens then
sat
back and watched ... "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......." The
Aliens were amazed at what they saw. There seemed no discernable
change
in the Kiwi, yet he now had less than a full brain. The aliens
decided
to vaporise another part of his brain, then they watched with
interest.
"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......" "WHAT!!!" the Aliens
exclaimed
to each other. "These Kiwis show no change in behaviour after the
removal of half of their brain. Let's see what happens if we take
the
rest of it away and leave him with no brain at all!" With a push of
a
button the Aliens shot down another beam down and took away the
final
part of the Kiwi's brain. "Now surely we should see some change!!!"
And
sure enough, with no brain, no knowledge of anything, the Aliens
watched, and then they heard it ...
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"Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to ......"
ATB
Locoboy
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