mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 19/5/08 at 11:42 PM |
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments about the toilet seat - use the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a
timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use
the duct tape.
8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily thought: some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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mediabloke
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| posted on 20/5/08 at 12:17 AM |
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And not forgetting:
10. If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, it wanted fixing anyway... 
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TimC
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| posted on 20/5/08 at 05:50 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Amen to that!
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donut
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| posted on 20/5/08 at 06:20 AM |
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Someone been reading VIZ magazine again?
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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nick205
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| posted on 20/5/08 at 08:44 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by TimC
quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Amen to that!
Oh yes indeedy - many a weirdo yet to be met
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russbost
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| posted on 20/5/08 at 11:04 AM |
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Made me grin!
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headlights, indicators, mirrors etc, best prices in the UK! Take a look at http://www.furoreproducts.co.uk/ or find more parts on Ebay, user names
furoreltd & furoreproducts, discounts available for LCB users.
Don't forget Stainless Steel Braided brake hoses, made to your exact requirements in any of around 16 colours.
http://shop.ebay.co.uk/furoreproducts/m.html?_dmd=1&_ipg=50&_sop=12&_rdc=1
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