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Mr Whippy

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:25 AM Reply With Quote
oops revenge of the mars bar

Oh dear the top of my one of my back teeth has just fallen off! that’s not very nice

Don’t feel like finishing this mars bar now...

Maybe I should eat dog food, their teeth are perfect






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omega0684

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:30 AM Reply With Quote
go and show the busty beauties in your office, i bet they will find it really attractive

THEN TELL THEM THEY HAVE TO MODEL FOR YOU SO ALL US PERVS CAN GET A GOOD LOOK IN



[Edited on 1/7/08 by omega0684]

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Mr Whippy

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:33 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by omega0684
go and show the busty beauties in your office, i bet they will find it really attractive

THEN TELL THEM THEY HAVE TO MODEL FOR YOU SO ALL US PERVS CAN GET A GOOD LOOK IN

[Edited on 1/7/08 by omega0684]



I see I have to protect my birds from your leering eyes!! Away you sex beast!






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eznfrank

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:33 AM Reply With Quote
When I was at school we used to have a contest for the most outrageous reason for getting detention which was then read out in the school assembly on Thursday mornings. One of my mates was for throwing a Mars bar through a window.

And o the subject of teeth, mine have always been spot on until I ate a prawn sandwich from Boots which had a piece of shell in it which totally shattered one of my molars.

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Benzine

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:34 AM Reply With Quote
2:30
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Fozzie

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:40 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
2:30


Ahhh......the famous chinese dentist!

Fozzie





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Mr Whippy

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:41 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
2:30


OMG that happens then??!

is that all I have to live? ahhh my tooths going to explode! I'M GOING TO DIE!!

what are you on about, do I need a redbull to work it out?

I like the avatar though, can we make it mandatory?

[Edited on 1/7/08 by Mr Whippy]






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Benzine

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:51 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy

I like the avatar though, can we make it mandatory?



Agreed

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woodster

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:55 AM Reply With Quote
the old 2.30 joke......... whippy old chap don't forget to put the tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy
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Mr Whippy

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:58 AM Reply With Quote
admittedly I haven’t a clue what pwns stands for...

go on what does it mean, I can take it, honest






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wilkingj

posted on 1/7/08 at 11:59 AM Reply With Quote
Huh I cant see the problem. Last time I broke a tooth, I super glued it back in. Its still there.


Been doing that for years. but then I dont have to impress the women in the office.






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Benzine

posted on 1/7/08 at 12:00 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
admittedly I haven’t a clue what pwns stands for...





"pwns

Stemming from the misspelling of the word "owns", being that the "p" key is right next to the "o" key. It does not mean the possesive "owns", but as in a form of domination, such as in a game or sport. "

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Mr Whippy

posted on 1/7/08 at 12:11 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
admittedly I haven’t a clue what pwns stands for...





"pwns

Stemming from the misspelling of the word "owns", being that the "p" key is right next to the "o" key. It does not mean the possesive "owns", but as in a form of domination, such as in a game or sport. "



man you lot make me feel so old with your fancy Acronyms

Anyway I have picked put the bits of tooth and finished the Mars bar






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Mr Whippy

posted on 1/7/08 at 12:13 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by wilkingj
Huh I cant see the problem. Last time I broke a tooth, I super glued it back in. Its still there.

Been doing that for years. but then I dont have to impress the women in the office.



dude that is gross and one day you will glue it to your tongue






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woodster

posted on 1/7/08 at 12:31 PM Reply With Quote
he takes either his top or bottom set out before he glues the tooth on then leaves it over night for the glue to dry then replaces the set in the morning ... job done .... no tooth glued to tongue
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Mr Whippy

posted on 1/7/08 at 01:21 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by woodster
he takes either his top or bottom set out before he glues the tooth on then leaves it over night for the glue to dry then replaces the set in the morning ... job done .... no tooth glued to tongue









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ChrisW

posted on 1/7/08 at 03:11 PM Reply With Quote
I thought this was going to be something along the lines of the old Lion bar trick...

...ie floating one in a swimming pool and watching the reaction.

Chris

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Mr Whippy

posted on 1/7/08 at 03:52 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ChrisW
I thought this was going to be something along the lines of the old Lion bar trick...

...ie floating one in a swimming pool and watching the reaction.

Chris


remembered for future use






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Benzine

posted on 1/7/08 at 06:06 PM Reply With Quote
was it a deep fried mars bar?
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