mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 2/10/08 at 12:02 PM |
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British rail staff
we have the same problem except they drive the d*m things link
[Edited on 2-10-08 by mangogrooveworkshop]
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 2/10/08 at 12:05 PM |
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Do you think our train stations should employ someone to dress up like a chav to scare off other chavs?
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 2/10/08 at 12:07 PM |
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oh yeah they look well scared
glad he's wearing those shorts as if not and knowing what monkeys are like he might get a surprise from behind 
[Edited on 2/10/08 by Mr Whippy]
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scootz
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| posted on 2/10/08 at 12:07 PM |
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Surely it's a lot less hassle to employ a chap with a steady aim and a 12-guage!
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 2/10/08 at 12:18 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by scootz
Surely it's a lot less hassle to employ a chap with a steady aim and a 12-guage!
but that will make holes in the roof!
they should just leave loads of Chinese finger puzzles lying about, then just sit back and watch them tie themselves into knots
Worked very well with this monkey…
[Edited on 2/10/08 by Mr Whippy]
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 2/10/08 at 12:30 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by speedyxjs
Do you think our train stations should employ someone to dress up like a chav to scare off other chavs?
YEP SURE DO Why are train tickets so expensive?
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loggyboy
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| posted on 2/10/08 at 01:10 PM |
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Give it a year and he'll be sueing them for the back pains.
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blakep82
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| posted on 2/10/08 at 01:57 PM |
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i'd rather have the monkeys...
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 2/10/08 at 08:50 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by blakep82
i'd rather have the monkeys...
Dont think you would, back a few years ago in Mozambique we used to have a few large crabs tied to leads around the tent to keep the monkeys away.
they used to come on mass and rob all the food trashing the camp. When they got wise to the crabs we simply replaced them with two foot crocs! but
they were smelly and needed more mantainance
http://www.go2africa.com/mozambique/bilene
Mozambique has always had the aura of a lotus land, but for nearly 25 years it was a paradise lost. South Africans of a younger generation grew up
knowing Mozambique only as a place of Marxism and civil war - and subsequently as a country where landmines, bandits, bureaucracy, blown bridges and
bad roads proved formidable deterrents.
Today tourists are pouring back into the south, to old haunts such as Ponta do Ouro, Bilene, Xai-Xai, Inhambane and Vilanculos. But the further north
you go, the fewer tourists you encounter and it's still only the most intrepid backpackers and 4x4 enthusiasts who sally north of Pemba towards
the Rovuma River.
We used to go to moz 8 or 10 times a year, that was till the war started and that was paradise lost
Its the wife that doesnt like Africa.... boring life now
[Edited on 2-10-08 by mangogrooveworkshop]
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