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woodster

posted on 20/10/08 at 09:20 AM Reply With Quote
UFO

they come thousands of light years across the cosmos end up over Norwich then some trigger happy yank tries to shoot them down ...... how unlucky is that

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24523730-12377,00.html

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tegwin

posted on 20/10/08 at 09:24 AM Reply With Quote
LOL...The Yanks make me laugh!

It was proberably a flock of birds or a fault with their radar system.... what self respecting alien would travel across the universe and land in Norwich or all places.....I doubt it!





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smart51

posted on 20/10/08 at 09:26 AM Reply With Quote
I like the one about a missile shaped object that passed the alitalia jet in 1991. Give me 2 guesses what the high-speed missile-shaped object in the sky was.
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mookaloid

posted on 20/10/08 at 09:27 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by smart51
I like the one about a missile shaped object that passed the alitalia jet in 1991. Give me 2 guesses what the high-speed missile-shaped object in the sky was.


errr a high-speed missile?





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Mr Whippy

posted on 20/10/08 at 09:38 AM Reply With Quote
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he was ordered to shoot down a UFO the size of an aircraft carrier


oh that really sounds a good move

as much as a mouse biting and elephant...splat!






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TimC

posted on 20/10/08 at 09:48 AM Reply With Quote
Perhaps they'd come for Delia?

Perhaps, when she had her drunken rant at the Canaries fans a couple of years back she was actually taunting the aliens:
"Where are you? Let's be having you!"






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DarrenW

posted on 20/10/08 at 10:22 AM Reply With Quote
Mr Torres, now 77, said: "I was smoking, as fast as I could go. This thing had a different propulsion system. It was not an airplane."

What exactly was he smoking?






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r1_pete

posted on 20/10/08 at 10:25 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tegwin
LOL...The Yanks make me laugh!



Yep, they can always be rellied on to do the right thing......................................

After exhausing all other possibilities.






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Mr Whippy

posted on 20/10/08 at 10:58 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
Mr Torres, now 77, said: "I was smoking, as fast as I could go. This thing had a different propulsion system. It was not an airplane."

What exactly was he smoking?



yeah and with all that smoke I'm surprised he could see anything at all…






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Ivan

posted on 20/10/08 at 12:02 PM Reply With Quote
I should think something as big as a carrier and travelling at 16000 mph would leave an interesting sonic boom + shockwave - wonder how many windows it broke in England






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woodster

posted on 20/10/08 at 12:08 PM Reply With Quote
shooting down some thing the size of an aircraft carrier not a thought about where all the bits would land ........ i wonder did anyone try contacting them and trying a friendly hello
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MikeRJ

posted on 20/10/08 at 12:21 PM Reply With Quote
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The captain of Alitalia Flight AZ 284 saw something alarming overhead before the missile-shaped object suddenly veered across the airliner's path.

He shouted "look out!" as he attempted to avert a mid-air collision 22,000ft above the Kent countryside, the Daily Mail newspaper reports.


Is shouting "look out!" S.O.P. for close encounters with extra terrestrial craft?

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speedyxjs

posted on 20/10/08 at 02:55 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
he was ordered to shoot down a UFO the size of an aircraft carrier


oh that really sounds a good move



Obviously someone doesnt like norwichians





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