12 3 minute rounds, no punching below the belt.

Round one.

{ding}

i'm not sure this is fair on syd.

y'know, i don't think he'd be able to reach above the waist unless it was a bitchslap.

when and where? no point arguing on the internet, real life's more fun

Your turn Syd.

This calls for a bitchy comment followed by a good putdown..

Then we are obviously in for a display of unarmed combat previously unparalleled in internet history. Let the games begin

well, i'm told syd's replying, give him a while, he's having trouble pressing the buttons on his keyboard, all high fangled i think

quote:

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Originally posted by Syd Bridge
I'm 5'11 and 17stone. Truly, and can still lift 90kg.

I'll gladly continue when I return from overseas, in about a month.

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Better than banging your head against the keyboard and hoping you're spelling something Staple Boll0cks

quote:

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Originally posted by Metal Hippy
Better than banging your head against the keyboard and hoping you're spelling something Staple Boll0cks

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hehe. i may bleep blokes, but that doesn't make me camp, just got more chance of getting a shag with either (and more commonly) both sexes.

No no no, I'm the ref and I call foul.

Clean shots, above the belt only ladies.

well all i can say in that case is:

syd.... onboard..... sailor........

backs to the walls lads

Ah

The hippy I know.

A post about (almost literally) complete and utter bollocks



atb

steve

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Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
Ah

The hippy I know.

A post about (almost literally) complete and utter bollocks



atb

steve

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Finally, some decent entertainment around here!

<crowd cheer/jostle/push>

Outta my way! I can't see from back here!

</end crowd jostlepush>

What luck! I had just thrown down the remote for the telly in disgust. Nothing interesting is ever on TV anymore... You know-- Jerry Springer is just so boring... I guess I'm jaded.

Graber

Cock off.

atb.

Richard.

Ah....at last...some normality around the place.......

boobies

whos turn to get the popcorn ??
must be near the end of round one by now and personally i would say sb is in front...

perhaps the crowd needs to cheer them on....

Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen, that fight is having to be abandoned as one of the fighters has taken leave and has gone to the Carribean.

With luck, he'll be drinking some rum on my behalf.

avast ye swab!

hope he's not gone off half-cocked .............

Least its not avast behind

Bloody typical Im here having a panic attack about my top harness mounts and I'm missing a good set too.
Cheers,
Bob

<authoritatively> OK, move along now. Nothing to see here... move along I said! <end authority>



Graber

Madness I say!

I nearly choked on me scran and produced a dockyard omlet when I read this! Don't mock the fishhead, otherwise you could find yourself with a furious palmtree wurring above your house with a shed load of booties jumping out. Either that or a hairdryer will drop a couple of puff bomb's on ya house - but I wouldn't be too worried about that our pilot's can't hit shit.

it looks like hippy times are here again

sorry i'll get me coat

but it's good to have you back hippy,
someones got to take the p out of gunger din wasit face.

Oh, you mean Gusterwind Knackercracker?

So then Hippy you finally signed yourself out of the priory then.....!!!! good to see you have made a quiet return to these pages and shall keep yourself to yourself from now on....