chuck norris sleeps under the boogey mans bed.
superman wears chuck norris pyjamas
death once had a chuck norris experience
he killled a man with a cordless phone!!!he can slam a revolving door
he caught a cold once.....and killed it
he can win a game of connect 4 with 3 moves
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
he cuts scissors with paper
the entire movie of ''anaconda'' was filmed in chuck norris's pants
when batman needs help he puts out his chuck norris signal
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
he doesnt brush his teeth.. he dares them to get dirty
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the poo out of it
if chuck norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1"
wallys hiding.....cos chuck norris is lookin!!!!
he can make ice cubes in a microwave
he once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
chuck norris did it his way and frank sinatra sang about it
My favorites
When Chuck Norris does press ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death hasn't got the courage to tell him.
[Edited on 8/7/11 by Davegtst]
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands
Behind Chuck Norris's beard there is just another fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet... he scares the sh*t out of it!
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd.
And the other 50 billion Chuck Norris jokes... 
And apparently Chuck Norris doesn't even obey the laws of time and space..... facts about him are still funny after 10 years
Also an LCB relevant one.
Chuck Norris once managed to lift a Pinto Engine Block!
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Originally posted by Doctor Derek Doctors
Chuck Norris once managed to lift a Pinto Engine Block!
Chuck Norris is made of the second hardest substance in the world. The first only exists when he is excited........
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Originally posted by MikeRJ
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Originally posted by Doctor Derek Doctors
Chuck Norris once managed to lift a Pinto Engine Block!
Lets keep these "facts" plausible please
I heard Chuck Norris can put a Rowntrees fruit pastile in his mouth without chewing it. AND he once counted to infinity TWICE
I heard that Chuck Norris knows the answer to the CEC/BEC debate.
To make a woman orgasm Chuck Norris points at them and says 'Boo Yah'.
[Edited on 8/7/11 by Irony]
The big bang started when Chuck Norris took mother nature from behind!
Chuck Norris answered the unanserable question of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
When he punched hiself in the face.
Chuck Norris sounds like the Stig?
Nope.... the Stig can just drive cars. Chuck can do that and EVERYTHING else!
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Originally posted by loggyboy
Chuck Norris sounds like the Stig?
Try typing 'I found chuck Norris' into Google!
^^^ lol ^^^
Once caught Aids but decided to let it go
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Originally posted by Front Row Joe
Try typing 'I found chuck Norris' into Google!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris is dead, he aint the hardest man on the planet....
Chuck Norris was so small, he could fight in a wedding ring.