smouldin
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| posted on 16/12/09 at 12:38 PM |
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Medical complaint
After a visit to a "house of ill-repute", a man notices a lump on his todger so he goes to the doctors.
"That's serious", says the doc, "You know how rugby players get cauliflower ear?"
"Yes", says the man nervously.
"Well", says the doc, "You've got a brothel sprout!"
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NigeEss
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| posted on 17/12/09 at 11:48 PM |
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.................Douglas Adams.
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 18/12/09 at 11:33 AM |
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Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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carpmart
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| posted on 18/12/09 at 11:46 AM |
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VERY
You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 19/12/09 at 08:39 AM |
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Ba-dum tschhhh!
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woodster
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| posted on 19/12/09 at 10:24 AM |
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