mookaloid
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| posted on 4/12/12 at 08:39 PM |
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Yorkshire folk
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire Show every year,
And every year Bill would say,
" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter "
Blanche always replied,
" I know Bill, but that 'elicopter ride is twenty quid,
And twenty quid is twenty quid! "
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
" Blanche, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that there 'elicopter, I might never get another chance "
To this, Blanche replied,
" Bill that 'elicopter ride is twenty quid, and twenty quid is twenty quid "
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
" I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I
won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's twenty quid. "
Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't..
I'm impressed! "
Bill replied,
" Well, to tell you t'truth
I almost said summat when Blanche fell out,
But tha' knows,
twenty quid is twenty quid! "
"That thing you're thinking - it wont be that."
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bob tatt
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| posted on 4/12/12 at 08:48 PM |
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Spot on
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perksy
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| posted on 4/12/12 at 08:52 PM |
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Very Good
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Proby
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| posted on 4/12/12 at 08:59 PM |
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He he he
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JoelP
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| posted on 4/12/12 at 10:05 PM |
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lots of lolz! Im that tight, i drink milk at work because its cheaper than water!
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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FazerBob
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| posted on 4/12/12 at 11:55 PM |
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If thee's insinuating that we're tight, tha's wrong. We're just a bit more carefull than tother's.
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owelly
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| posted on 5/12/12 at 12:07 AM |
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RACIST! I'm going to tell my mam....
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 5/12/12 at 02:05 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by owelly
RACIST! I'm going to tell my mam....
You're only saying that because you is black
quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
lots of lolz! Im that tight, i drink milk at work because its cheaper than water!
How does that work?
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Peteff
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| posted on 5/12/12 at 09:45 AM |
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It's a good philosophy to follow, nice story. (It is true isn't it ?)
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Nickp
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| posted on 5/12/12 at 09:52 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
quote:
Originally posted by owelly
RACIST! I'm going to tell my mam....
You're only saying that because you is black
He is only black when he's been under the car, innit 
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RichardK
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| posted on 5/12/12 at 11:43 AM |
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Haha very good
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PAUL FISHER
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| posted on 5/12/12 at 02:46 PM |
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Good un
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big-vee-twin
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| posted on 5/12/12 at 03:52 PM |
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The definition of a Yorkshire man is a Scotsman with the generosity removed.
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