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graememk - 4/9/09 at 11:38 AM

I'm having a poo at 12:20 on Sat then washing my feet later on.

Then i might go and look at the indy and wish it wasnt raining, what are you doing this weekend ?

[Edited on 4/9/09 by graememk]

Doofus - 4/9/09 at 11:39 AM

Washing socks

balidey - 4/9/09 at 11:46 AM

At 12.20 on saturday I will shudder as I remember the thought of you telling everyone you will be making number 2. Toooooo much information.

r1_pete - 4/9/09 at 11:56 AM

my next job

I'm having a poo at 12:20 on Sat

So make sure you don't lie in till 12.30

blakep82 - 4/9/09 at 11:57 AM

you actually plan in advance what time you'll be taking a dump?

hmmm...

I'll be working

MikeR - 4/9/09 at 11:58 AM

ahem - he'll spend the 12 to 24 hours prior to 12:20 making the poo, its just at 12:20 he's releasing it into the wild.


This weekend, i'm off to brighton to celebrate a friends 30th. Should be interesting. First time away with g/f. Friend's just split up with their g/f and they are both going. I don't get on with friends g/f either.....

ho hum .... oh to have the w/e in the garage

Dangle_kt - 4/9/09 at 12:02 PM

I'm sat in the office laughing to myself, surrounded by very serious people who won't appriceiate me giggling at a poo joke.

cd.thomson - 4/9/09 at 12:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
my next job

I'm having a poo at 12:20 on Sat

So make sure you don't lie in till 12.30


LOL.

I'll be spending as much time as possible with my head in a book learning about the cardiovascular system, REDOX reactions and capacitance

speedyxjs - 4/9/09 at 12:11 PM

Il be making room for my new big pressie coming on tuesday

adithorp - 4/9/09 at 12:12 PM

Next job...

Pack the car and then load the Fury on the trailer to go down to Llandow this afternoon...and pop home to pick up my helmet that I forgot this morning.

...and I might have a dump before I set off!

adrian

balidey - 4/9/09 at 12:16 PM

quote:
Originally posted by speedyxjs
Il be making room for my new big pressie coming on tuesday


Is that another poo reference?

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cd.thomson - 4/9/09 at 12:31 PM

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speedyxjs - 4/9/09 at 12:43 PM

quote:
Originally posted by balidey
quote:
Originally posted by speedyxjs
Il be making room for my new big pressie coming on tuesday


Is that another poo reference?


No. That would be a rather painfull poo

r1_pete - 4/9/09 at 12:53 PM

No. That would be a rather painfull poo

So that would be like the Ooh Aah Bird, so called because it lays square eggs.....

swanny - 4/9/09 at 01:15 PM

i'm a bit concerned that you have scheduled a poo and a foot wash.

if you need to wash the feet after a poo you're doing it wrong!

i'm swapping the su's for a weber, with a jwr low pro manifold and a big mr gasket pancake. mmmmmmmm

hughpinder - 4/9/09 at 01:25 PM

Siezed the engine on my tractor (massey Furgeson 65) last weekend - so stripping the engine this weekend, in the middle of a field. To get the sump off, to look at the bottom end, you have to remove the bodywork, and whole front axle assembly!!!

Hugh

Jonte - 4/9/09 at 01:38 PM

Tomorrow morning I will probably stand in the rain watching my son play soccer.
On sunday I hope I can flirt with my neighbours wife when we attend same birthday party with our sons

corrado vr6 - 4/9/09 at 01:40 PM

Im going for a poo at pauls!

cd.thomson - 4/9/09 at 01:43 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Jonte
Tomorrow morning I will probably stand in the rain watching my son play soccer.
On sunday I hope I can flirt with my neighbours wife when we attend same birthday party with our sons


Brilliant

speedyxjs - 4/9/09 at 02:48 PM

quote:
Originally posted by swanny
i'm a bit concerned that you have scheduled a poo and a foot wash.

if you need to wash the feet after a poo you're doing it wrong!


ROFLOL!!!

James - 4/9/09 at 04:02 PM

I'm working as a rep selling Kodak printers tomorrow. Yuk!

Then I'm going for a 6mile run. More Yuk!


Cheers,
James

mistergrumpy - 4/9/09 at 04:14 PM

I'm out with my brother tonight as it's his stag do tomorrow so I will probably be ill tomorrow, but we're getting a train from Manchester to Leeds stopping at a few of the locals on the way under some beer guide off the net and then brushing my teeth and off into Leeds for the night. So at 1220 I should already be drunk.
Sunday I will be mostly ill but I have to stay up as late as possible and suffer as I'm on nights next week and have to try and sleep all day Monday.
It's rubbish when you've got scheduled illness ain't it

Peteff - 4/9/09 at 06:59 PM

quote:
Originally posted by corrado vr6
Im going for a poo at pauls!


Paul wasn't in so I left him one on the doorstep, wash your feet in that sucker.

rusty nuts - 4/9/09 at 07:33 PM

Must be great to be that regular! I just know I will be going at some time in the morning.

Nash - 4/9/09 at 10:47 PM

I'm on the 10:40 out of Kings X heading up to Durham to pick up my new toy!

At 12:20 I shall look to the east to Lincolnshire and Doff my cap..... quickly followed by a wafting movement with said cap at 12:22

.......Neil