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Why are cars nearly always thought of as female?
jamesbond007ltk - 30/6/06 at 11:38 AM

My theory is that its because they take loads of looking after and no matter how many good things you do they always need more. That and the fact that they are fun to ride/drive!


iank - 30/6/06 at 11:46 AM

Expensive to run, break down occasionally, sometimes moody and temperamental but great fun when everything is going well.


lightspear27 - 30/6/06 at 11:49 AM

sometime leak ...


mad4x4 - 30/6/06 at 11:51 AM

quote:

sometime leak ...



WHOA - TOO FAR

[Edited on 30/606/06 by mad4x4]


jamesbond007ltk - 30/6/06 at 11:57 AM

Made me chuckle! brightened up my day in the office!


quote:
Originally posted by mad4x4
quote:

sometime leak ...



WHOA - TOO FAR

[Edited on 30/606/06 by mad4x4] [/quote


andylancaster3000 - 30/6/06 at 12:35 PM

...because if it's got t*ts or wheels it's going to give you problems.

[Edited on 30/6/06 by andylancaster3000]


lightspear27 - 30/6/06 at 01:01 PM

;-)


donut - 30/6/06 at 01:16 PM

quote:

sometime leak ...


givemethebighammer - 30/6/06 at 01:44 PM

Because if you push them too far they'll bite you.


ChrisJLW - 30/6/06 at 01:52 PM

And you can call them names you'd never call your Mrs (but would like to).


tks - 30/6/06 at 03:13 PM

You have to fill them to make them happy



or you have to grease them to take the noise down..

sorry its hot in spain ...

[Edited on 30/6/06 by tks]


Hellfire - 30/6/06 at 03:23 PM

I usually find 'a good service' works wonders.... it has been known for me to keep checking the oil, but keeping the nipples well oiled has never been a problem... always keep an eye on the general pressures as ignoring it will often result in blowing a gasket and you don't want that.
Parking properly is always a bonus, parking in the back passage is never likely to earn you garage points...

Of course... I was told this. So it may not be true?

Steve


tks - 30/6/06 at 03:29 PM

hahhahahaa

its great steve..

garage points?

or service points?

jejee


Danozeman - 30/6/06 at 07:55 PM

quote:

parking in the back passage is never likely to earn you garage points...





robertst - 30/6/06 at 11:21 PM

contrast: you dont always have to obey them! rather than real swimbos, all a car needs is a kick or a punch and they sometimes work again