graememk
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 11:38 AM |
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my next job
I'm having a poo at 12:20 on Sat then washing my feet later on.
Then i might go and look at the indy and wish it wasnt raining, what are you doing this weekend ?
[Edited on 4/9/09 by graememk]
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Doofus
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 11:39 AM |
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Washing socks
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balidey
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 11:46 AM |
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At 12.20 on saturday I will shudder as I remember the thought of you telling everyone you will be making number 2. Toooooo much information.
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r1_pete
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 11:56 AM |
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my next job
I'm having a poo at 12:20 on Sat
So make sure you don't lie in till 12.30
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blakep82
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 11:57 AM |
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you actually plan in advance what time you'll be taking a dump?
hmmm...
I'll be working 
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MikeR
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 11:58 AM |
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ahem - he'll spend the 12 to 24 hours prior to 12:20 making the poo, its just at 12:20 he's releasing it into the wild.
This weekend, i'm off to brighton to celebrate a friends 30th. Should be interesting. First time away with g/f. Friend's just split up
with their g/f and they are both going. I don't get on with friends g/f either.....
ho hum .... oh to have the w/e in the garage
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Dangle_kt
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 12:02 PM |
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I'm sat in the office laughing to myself, surrounded by very serious people who won't appriceiate me giggling at a poo joke.
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 12:09 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
my next job
I'm having a poo at 12:20 on Sat
So make sure you don't lie in till 12.30
LOL. 
I'll be spending as much time as possible with my head in a book learning about the cardiovascular system, REDOX reactions and capacitance
Craig
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 12:11 PM |
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Il be making room for my new big pressie coming on tuesday
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adithorp
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 12:12 PM |
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Next job...
Pack the car and then load the Fury on the trailer to go down to Llandow this afternoon...and pop home to pick up my helmet that I forgot this
morning.
...and I might have a dump before I set off!
adrian
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balidey
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 12:16 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by speedyxjs
Il be making room for my new big pressie coming on tuesday
Is that another poo reference?
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rallyingden
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 12:28 PM |
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 12:31 PM |
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Brilliant!
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Rubbish
Craig
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 12:43 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by balidey
quote:
Originally posted by speedyxjs
Il be making room for my new big pressie coming on tuesday
Is that another poo reference?
No. That would be a rather painfull poo
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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r1_pete
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 12:53 PM |
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No. That would be a rather painfull poo
So that would be like the Ooh Aah Bird, so called because it lays square eggs.....
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swanny
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 01:15 PM |
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i'm a bit concerned that you have scheduled a poo and a foot wash.
if you need to wash the feet after a poo you're doing it wrong!
i'm swapping the su's for a weber, with a jwr low pro manifold and a big mr gasket pancake. mmmmmmmm
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hughpinder
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 01:25 PM |
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Siezed the engine on my tractor (massey Furgeson 65) last weekend - so stripping the engine this weekend, in the middle of a field. To get the sump
off, to look at the bottom end, you have to remove the bodywork, and whole front axle assembly!!!
Hugh
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Jonte
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 01:38 PM |
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Tomorrow morning I will probably stand in the rain watching my son play soccer.
On sunday I hope I can flirt with my neighbours wife when we attend same birthday party with our sons
Click it
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corrado vr6
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 01:40 PM |
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Im going for a poo at pauls!
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 01:43 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Jonte
Tomorrow morning I will probably stand in the rain watching my son play soccer.
On sunday I hope I can flirt with my neighbours wife when we attend same birthday party with our sons
Brilliant  
Craig
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 02:48 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by swanny
i'm a bit concerned that you have scheduled a poo and a foot wash.
if you need to wash the feet after a poo you're doing it wrong!
ROFLOL!!!
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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James
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 04:02 PM |
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I'm working as a rep selling Kodak printers tomorrow. Yuk!
Then I'm going for a 6mile run. More Yuk!
Cheers,
James
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 04:14 PM |
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I'm out with my brother tonight as it's his stag do tomorrow so I will probably be ill tomorrow, but we're getting a train from
Manchester to Leeds stopping at a few of the locals on the way under some beer guide off the net and then brushing my teeth and off into Leeds for the
night. So at 1220 I should already be drunk.
Sunday I will be mostly ill but I have to stay up as late as possible and suffer as I'm on nights next week and have to try and sleep all day
Monday.
It's rubbish when you've got scheduled illness ain't it 
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Peteff
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 06:59 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by corrado vr6
Im going for a poo at pauls!
Paul wasn't in so I left him one on the doorstep, wash your feet in that sucker.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 4/9/09 at 07:33 PM |
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Must be great to be that regular! I just know I will be going at some time in the morning.
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