mangogrooveworkshop
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 posted on 30/7/10 at 10:49 PM |
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Funny statistics
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Gee!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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A1
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| posted on 30/7/10 at 11:04 PM |
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maybe its lucky im not getting any
(The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?) )
[Edited on 31/7/10 by A1]
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Angel Acevedo
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| posted on 31/7/10 at 06:13 AM |
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You missed one...
You can´t lick or bite your elbow...
99% of the people that read this tried to bust this premise (sp?)
Lucky Pigs!!!!
Beware of what you wish.. for it may come true....
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adithorp
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| posted on 31/7/10 at 07:37 AM |
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If I could jump 350 times my height then that'd be a 700yard long football pitch. You'd need the stamina of a pig to play on that!
The polar bear one isnt true apparently.
adrian
ps. whats so special about 30 min's? 
"A witty saying proves nothing" Voltaire
http://jpsc.org.uk/forum/
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Litemoth
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| posted on 31/7/10 at 10:24 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Angel Acevedo
You missed one...
You can´t lick or bite your elbow...
WRONG WRONG WRONG....seems lots of young lasses can do exactly that on YouTube
LINKY
[Edited on 31/7/10 by Litemoth]
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Angel Acevedo
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| posted on 31/7/10 at 12:40 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Litemoth
quote:
Originally posted by Angel Acevedo
You missed one...
You can´t lick or bite your elbow...
WRONG WRONG WRONG....seems lots of young lasses can do exactly that on YouTube
LINKY
[Edited on 31/7/10 by Litemoth]
I stand corrected....!!
But you still cant bite yours
Beware of what you wish.. for it may come true....
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LoMoss
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| posted on 31/7/10 at 04:45 PM |
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One in three women own a vibrator. An interesting statistic to analyse when leaving for work in the morning.
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