Driving into work this morning, I overtook a van on a long, straight road. There's a hump-backed bridge that narrows at the end of the road, and
there are traffic lights on it as it's only one lane. So, if you pull out to overtake something while the lights facing you are green, there
won't be anything coming the other way.
Taking everything into account (no oncoming traffic), I overtook the van. He wasn't especially slow, but I don't like sitting behind things
I can't see past. As I pulled back in, I could see him clapping through the windscreen. Bugger off, I thought, I couldn't have done that any
more safely if I tried...
Then, at the lights (which then turned red), he pulls up behind me, and I can see a jack russel, happily sat, on the drivers lap, watching the world
go by!! Tw@t. I can think of few things more dangerous than a live animal between you and the steering wheel on a country A road.
Then when I overtook someone else further up the road, I could see him giving me a w@nker sign. I would have retaliated with a finger in the mirror,
but I was too busy with both hands on the steering wheel, controlling my car properly.
Grrrrrrrrr.
rant over, time for work
Just ignore him, he's a retarded van driver
probably bored of his lack of power
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Originally posted by Mr Whippy
Just ignore him, he's a retarded van driver
probably bored of his lack of power
I couldn't agree more, these days it seems that people have been so brainwashed into simply following the idiot in front that anyone who makes
safe progress is some form of miscreant.
In reality, I find that I am far more alert and aware of my surroundings when looking for opportunities to overtake, checking all the sideroads, other
hazards etc, rather than just bimbling along behind the car in front.
I lived in Italy for a few years, hence the user name, there, although drivers are far less disciplined than in the UK, and always looking to
over/undertake/push the next guy off the road, they are far more aware as they have to be to survive!
Unfortunately, driving has been dumbed down to the lowest common denomenator (much like television)... It seems no one outside of true motoring
enthusiasts takes any pride in driving well (whether quickly or slowly) these days.
some people just dont line being over taken when they are not going particularly slow..
i can see both sides, cause i hate being behind a slow driver ( no patience ) and will overtake, but then , when i am poodling with no rush, i hate
people over taking me and usually give them the w*nker sign too!!!!
dont take it personally, he prob has already forgotten ( unless he had a camera and he has now trained his dog to kill on sight )....
LOL - this is funny - how many times do you observe this behavioural scenario:
Situation: In a car with friends/family, stuck behind a slower moving car in front..
Response: People in car saying - god look at that slow person blah blah - overtake, everybody is happy.
Same CAR 5 minutes later...
Situation: They get overtaken by a faster car
Response:: Look at that MADMAN they're going to kill somebody...
I hope the IRONY of the situation isn't lost.
The gesticulation element is further proof of the continual demise of social ettiquette within this country and a fast passage back to an uncivilized
'heathen' country.
I have indeed swallowed a thesaurus this morning
[Edited on 6/3/08 by muzchap]
I know the feeling. I had a 3 hour drive yesterday morning to trowbridge, then a 6 hour marketing meeting, 2 hours of which we were discussing china
cups, then another 3 and a half hour drive home in which i had plenty of company car drivers constantly trying to overtake in dangerous places
I just slow right down and let them past ASAP to reduce the risk of an accident and still get evil looks from them as they pass. Yet if i had held
them up i would still have got the same look.
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Originally posted by muzchap
The gesticulation element is further proof of the continual demise of social ettiquette within this country and a fast passage back to an uncivilized 'heathen' country.
I have indeed swallowed a thesaurus this morning
It is a common rant these days. Time was when people in a queue on a country road would leave a gap for those making progress to slot into, now they speed up and maroon you on the wrong side of the road if you dare to "jump the queue".
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Originally posted by itiejim
I couldn't agree more, these days it seems that people have been so brainwashed into simply following the idiot in front that anyone who makes safe progress is some form of miscreant.
In reality, I find that I am far more alert and aware of my surroundings when looking for opportunities to overtake, checking all the sideroads, other hazards etc, rather than just bimbling along behind the car in front.
very tempting these days to just buy a white car and fit some blue lights
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Originally posted by Mr Whippy
very tempting these days to just buy a white car and fit some blue lights
I have to agree. When driving the traffic car and I overtake then there are no issues (wonder why?). Doing exact same, perfectly safe overtake in my own car you run risk of being shown a few fingers or having your retinas burned by full beams. Not everybody has time to idle about on the roads and sometimes it is still safe to drive at the speed limit.
OOOOOHHHH!!!!!
Sharp intake of breath!!! Overtaking???
Not Politically correct at all mate, speed kills dontcha know!
(Actually it's not speed that kills it's being stopped from a high speed, or any significant speed really in a very short space of
distamce/time, this is of course caused by d*ckheads that can't drive!)
I can't understand why but I've never noticed anyone making gestures when I overtake with the caravan on the back
Mind you I can't actually see anything behind me
It's a sad comment on the times tho' but
My rant in particular is that many many people are like sheep when they drive!
For example, a single road diverges to form two lanes at a set of traffic lights - what do people do? Almost every single one of them goes in the left
hand lane!
Although to be honest I shouldn't really complain, because this allows me to overtake about six or seven dopey drivers safely, as long as they
don't block me out when the lanes converge again.
Wildest thing I can remember is on the two lane A9 at Inverness, over taking a convoy of about 5 army trucks at about 80mph in one go in a fiat 127
whilst getting towed by a Volvo estate
That was scary...
I agree about the bit not passing tractors. I was out in the MK yesterday, five cars following a tractor doing about 20 mph on a dead straight piece of road , so I thought I'd do the the polite thing and let everybody take their turn. I could always pass them later. Quarter of a mile later when nobody had even made an attempt even though it was perfectly safe I thought s*d it and passed the lot. The joys of 140bhp and 550kg.
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Originally posted by brynhamlet
The joys of 140bhp and 550kg.
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Originally posted by james h
My rant in particular is that many many people are like sheep when they drive!
For example, a single road diverges to form two lanes at a set of traffic lights - what do people do? Almost every single one of them goes in the left hand lane!
Although to be honest I shouldn't really complain, because this allows me to overtake about six or seven dopey drivers safely, as long as they don't block me out when the lanes converge again.
I was a road rage victim the other day,the road splits in to two lanes halfway down this hill the left ones always full but the right one only had two
cars in it and there was this moron stuck jutting out into the right lane a hundred yards from the two cars,i thought i could see the lights about to
change (which they dont do for long)so i thought sod waiting for him to make up his mind and with the traffic up the hill clear i went around him.Well
the lights didnt change in my favour so i stopped,handbrake on.I could see something moving in my rear view mirror and when i looked the car behind me
was empty!.Next thing theres a bang on my door a this guy shouting "i surpose you think thats clever you w--ker"
then he walks away i opened my door and asked him what he was on about but he carried on and got back in his car.
I personaly thought i was very clever avoiding sitting behind the moron
But when i had time to think about it my car door was unlocked i didnt expect him to do what he did if he realy had a beef about i would have been
pretty defenceless strapped in my car had he a weapon!
A bit of an extreme thought but even though i avoid watching the news or reading newspapers you cant aviod the increase it violent attacks.