I'm so crap and stupid please give me an idiots guide how to do this in no more than 3 mouse clicks(Tears)?

I did it this morning - copy the pictures into your photo archive on here and then simply copy the "Forum Code" and paste. Opening your album in a 2nd window makes this quick and easy. Forum code looks like [pg]xxxxx[/pg].

To add the next pic, simply paste the next code below the previous entry