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[Edited on 11/9/08 by stevebubs]
sad but true
Love it 
Love it ' cause it has brought A smile to my face on a dreary thur sfternoon'
Hate it 'because never a truer word said in Jest'
Regards
Agriv8
The worst thing is that apart from the second pit lane it's all true.
I cannot believe that the best sport in the world is being comprehensively bu%%ered by these overpaid fu*kwits.
As Agriv8 says...'Never a truer word said in jest'
Fozzie
Absolutely Fabulous.
quote:
Originally posted by MikeCapon
The worst thing is that apart from the second pit lane it's all true.
quote:
Originally posted by jollygreengiant
Absolutely Fabulous.
quote:
Originally posted by MikeCapon
The worst thing is that apart from the second pit lane it's all true.
I think this relates to when it was deemed OK for a ferrari to leave pit space beside a car already leaving the pit and then force its self past the other car before the pit exit lane on the track. I can't remember which race it was but it rings a bell.
Itis just a shame that it is SOOOOOOOO true.
[Edited on 11/9/08 by jollygreengiant]
That is excellent and so true
Hey Ho, nice joke, but as a Ferrari Fan, I'll have to correct it a little.
Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender
- we will do the rest
If you a refering to 1994, then you will notice that it was actually a Benneton that Schumacher was driving, not a Ferrari
A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
I'm pretty sure that Ferrari didn't receive any financial benefit for the stepneygate incident (other than being gifted the world
championship that year)
Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety
car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
anyway? And how dare they be in front of you
Again they were NOT running behind the safety car when Kimi ran into Sutil, it occured under racing conditions.
Thanks for the pointers there Bernie - didn't recognise you in the hat
ATB
Blackie