Good morning Sir.

Good morning officer.

Did you know that your NSR brake light was out Sir ?

No officer, thank you very much for telling me that, I'll get it fixed straight away.

No problem Sir, I also want you to know that your number plates are illegal.

Yes officer, I suspected as much when I bought the car. I'll get them changed straight away.

( It's a MKIII Golf GTI, fake German plates with a 'D' on the left of the plate - the type of thing I would never ever buy, but absolutely legible from any distance and spaced all correctly.)

Thank you sir, would you mind taking a seat in the back of our car...


At this point, he checked all of my details out and it all came back clear and we parted company on good terms. Gave the old sphincter a good workout nevertheless.

Anyway !!

The slightly wicked bit in me thought the following might be quite provocative, not that I would ever do it.

Here's the legal version.


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Here's the slightly naughty version.
I don't imagine this would endear me to the local officers of the law whom I have 100% respect for, they do a difficult job etc...


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In the meantime, I've covered up the whole area with that daft 'D' logo on the left of the plates with some black tape.

i run metal "F" plates on my 205 i didnt buy them but i quite like them

now they'll think you're hiding something under the black tape

Pig isn't especially offensive. As I know it, it comes from America and stands for Police In Ghetto's.

Always good to have a chat with the law.

Golf looks good John - another bargain?

Pig is also a snorting type of animal that you may happen to love. Not offensive in any means.

You can get pressed metal plates with the GB logo on them.... with all the correct markings etc... Cant remember where, but a quick google would probs sort that!

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Always good to have a chat with the law.

Golf looks good John - another bargain?

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Its also not offensive if its your name
ask my friend, Steve Pigg

I always though the term originates from fascist pig a reference to George Orwell's animal farm...

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You can get pressed metal plates with the GB logo on them.... with all the correct markings etc... Cant remember where, but a quick google would probs sort that!

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Originally posted by tegwin
You can get pressed metal plates with the GB logo on them.... with all the correct markings etc... Cant remember where, but a quick google would probs sort that!

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But the metal plates arent reflective, and so not compliant??

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What's wrong with a D in the corner? Isn't it part of the EU?



ps nothing beats ham and eggs

As from the beginning of this? month the requirement to have the post code on the bottom of the plate was rescinded.
Also when I had the 9-5 MOT'd last month I got a fail because the "Show" plate had a SAAB emblem on a black strip on the left of the plate, got a phone call from the MOT station when I got home saying they have just got an email from VOSA saying that the only fail on a number plate was now incorrect spacing Pass issued.
The examiner forecast confusion by Mr Plod because the information doesn't get passed on.

Take your pick from these if you want:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pigs

Spose its like anything there are good ones and bad ones...

I'd sooner me stopped by a person that done by a machine (speed trap) and I'd sooner by done by a real police man in a van than some third party that its contracted out to.

So far my license is clean however.

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Take your pick from these if you want:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pigs

Spose its like anything there are good ones and bad ones...

I'd sooner me stopped by a person that done by a machine (speed trap) and I'd sooner by done by a real police man in a van than some third party that its contracted out to.

So far my license is clean however.

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Jesus! The dick's that wrote that have a real attitude problem with authority
"Those goddamned pigs took my stash"
"those pigs arrested my brother last night for extortion!"
The same way that scumbags in prison blame the Police for them being there

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Originally posted by hobbsy
Take your pick from these if you want:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pigs

Spose its like anything there are good ones and bad ones...

I'd sooner me stopped by a person that done by a machine (speed trap) and I'd sooner by done by a real police man in a van than some third party that its contracted out to.

So far my license is clean however.

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