This really made me laugh....

Virgin

That's the funniest thing I've read in ages.

Lol!

Thats great

Phil

makes me want to stay home.

Yeah - know what you mean - last time I went on Virgin we had terrible and weird food - but nothing quite that bad!

Love to hear what Richard Branson said to him

I once flew back from Germany via British European.
Lunch consisted of a tiny portion of limp salad and.......wait for it.............half (yes, half) a scotch egg!

"Love to hear what Richard Branson said to him "

Rumour at work is, Branson has offered him a job with Virgin,
And its really pissed us "virgin staff" off as at least 10% of the company are on redunduance notice, me included
Was a good letter thou !