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SHOCK!!! HORROR!!!! Analogue cheese - WTF???
02GF74 - 14/5/09 at 08:00 AM

analogue cheese

well, that has put me right off pizxza, that has

David Jenkins - 14/5/09 at 09:52 AM

Yuk! Another good reason for not buying factory-made food (we make most of our own stuff).

Some months ago my wife bought some cheap supermarket cheese for cooking. She decided that it didn't taste very nice and used something else, so I thought I'd use it for cheese on toast - the toasting covers a multitude of things, especially with some Branston underneath.

The damn cheese wouldn't melt! It just went hard, a bit like vulcanising rubber...

[Edited on 14/5/09 by David Jenkins]

02GF74 - 14/5/09 at 01:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins


The damn cheese wouldn't melt! It just went hard, a bit like vulcanising rubber...


Is that what Spock uses to prevent babies?

Mr Whippy - 14/5/09 at 01:30 PM

quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins


The damn cheese wouldn't melt! It just went hard, a bit like vulcanising rubber...




Is that what Spock uses to prevent babies?

Staple balls - 14/5/09 at 01:36 PM

mmmm, tasty cheese food product.

MautoK - 14/5/09 at 03:09 PM

Analogue cheese?
Digital cheese has more byte to it!

[Edited on 14/5/09 by MautoK]

chrisg - 14/5/09 at 04:07 PM

quote:
Originally posted by MautoK
Analogue cheese?
Digital cheese has more byte to it!

[Edited on 14/5/09 by MautoK]


Which one is your coat again?

MautoK - 14/5/09 at 04:29 PM

quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
quote:
Originally posted by MautoK
Analogue cheese?
Digital cheese has more byte to it!

[Edited on 14/5/09 by MautoK]


Which one is your coat again?



I'm not really that tall, I've got my Stilt-on.

OK, I'll go Caerphilly....

E-dam.

David Jenkins - 15/5/09 at 10:27 AM

Here's another one to consider - the meat preservative E321, also listed as BHT.

Wiki

Also used in cosmetics, jet fuels, rubber, electrical transformer oil and embalming fluid

Yeuch...

02GF74 - 15/5/09 at 10:58 AM

quote:
"GIVE PEAS A CHANCE" Graffiti seen on a M25 bridge



I know where that is

David Jenkins - 15/5/09 at 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by 02GF74
quote:
"GIVE PEAS A CHANCE" Graffiti seen on a M25 bridge



I know where that is


It's hard to miss, if you're going clockwise on the M25 north of London...

I still don't know if it's dyslexia or deliberate!

02GF74 - 15/5/09 at 02:52 PM

IMO deliberate - there have been references to peas elsewhere; IIRC then the same bridge had something to do ith peas earlier - damned if I know why.

David Jenkins - 15/5/09 at 02:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
IMO deliberate - there have been references to peas elsewhere; IIRC then the same bridge had something to do ith peas earlier - damned if I know why.


I handn't realised that it's all over the net! Did a Google, and there are pages of listings...

Ninehigh - 16/5/09 at 07:33 PM

This reminds me of an article I read in the company magazine of a pizza delivery franchise I worked at. You can get a ham and cheese pizza that contains no ham or cheese! Something about this analogue thing and turkey ham.

Oh and peas don't have a chance, I ate them!

martyn_16v - 18/5/09 at 11:37 AM

I'm pretty sure it said something else before, it got added to quite recently

David Jenkins - 18/5/09 at 11:42 AM

After some googling...

Originally, it just said 'PEAS' - apparently it's the tag of some London graffiti 'artist'.

Later on the extra words were added.