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kj - 10/2/10 at 03:36 PM

Top 3 things that make you mad
1 That the indicators on 98% of BMW'S must be an optional extra.
2 Police driving in the fog with no lights on.
3 4x4 drivers just do what they want on the road.



cd.thomson - 10/2/10 at 03:40 PM

1. the religious
2. still not having a girlfriend
3. having to commute to work


Jasper - 10/2/10 at 04:15 PM

1. BIG second on religious people - definitely top my list - don't care what denomination
2. People who refuse to get out of the middle lane of the motorway even when the rest of the lanes are empty
3. People not realising which way I'm about to turn, even when I don't bother to indicate (I drive a BMW)

[Edited on 10/2/10 by Jasper]


eddie99 - 10/2/10 at 04:19 PM

1. Middle Lane Drivers
2. People who don't read your ebay advert
3. People who think kit car builders are geeks


mistergrumpy - 10/2/10 at 04:21 PM

1. People that make generalisations
2. People that make uneducated assumptions
3. People who seem intent on always trying to f**k other people over

This list is not exhaustable by the way. I could go on forever being the miserable poo that I am
Hey I didn't write poo! A swear filter. Cooool!!

[Edited on 10/2/10 by mistergrumpy]


iank - 10/2/10 at 04:57 PM

1. The stupid
2. The ignorant who refuse to educate themselves
3. Hypocrites


omega 24 v6 - 10/2/10 at 05:24 PM

1 no signals at roundabouts
2 Taxi drivers and other so called professionals who don't signal don't use lights in poor viz and again the same professionals who invariably have a fecking headlight/taillight out
3 Don't even get me started cause my minds at no 87 already LOL


MikeRJ - 10/2/10 at 08:41 PM

1. Brain dead drivers performing ridiculous manoeuvres that cause you swerve/stand on the brakes to avoid a collision and then have the sheer audacity to wave their fist or shout at you as though it was your fault. (yes you stupid cow in the Freelander who pulled out right in front of me last night...I'm talking about you).

2. The media either putting way too much emphasis on minor issues, or being openly biased. I frequently feel the need to shout at the TV for this.

3. Global warming apologists who refer to sceptics as "deniers" as though the science had been proven beyond a doubt. Still, the backlash is hitting home pretty hard right now...


omega0684 - 10/2/10 at 08:48 PM

1) All of the above
2) What im about to write
3) All of the below

[Edited on 10/2/10 by omega0684]


Simon - 10/2/10 at 11:46 PM

1. Politicians
2. Politicians
3. Tailgaters, inconsiderate morons, arrogant people, politicians.

ATB

Simon


bartonp - 11/2/10 at 09:59 AM

1. Bus lanes.
2. Cycle lanes (that are just painted onto roads).
3. Bus lanes.


donut - 11/2/10 at 10:42 AM

1: Jam doughnuts that have no jam in
2: Opening a pack of party rings only to find all the icing has fallen off and is just dust!!
3: Those weird seeds and spices that you find in the rice when having a curry. I have tp pick them out 1st!

[Edited on 11/2/10 by donut]


cd.thomson - 11/2/10 at 10:46 AM

CARDAMONS!

yes.

I change all three of my hates to cardamons.

urrrgh, I don't want my rice to taste floral thank you


donut - 11/2/10 at 10:50 AM

Don't you just hate it when biting into one!!

I am a bit worried that all mine are food related!! Probably why i'm such a fat barsteward!!


Steve G - 11/2/10 at 09:17 PM

1. Gordon Brown
2. Women with shopping trolleys who insist on ramming your ankles and then look at you as if its your fault
3. Gordon Brown
3.1 When the fridge runs out of beer
3.2 Gordon Brown

[Edited on 11/2/10 by Steve G]


kipper - 11/2/10 at 10:36 PM

1.....People who sit in front at traffic light with their foot on the brake dazzeling me.
2
fog lights on when clear
3
GORDAN BLEEDING BROWN.


02GF74 - 11/2/10 at 11:55 PM

people who leave white vans on railway crossings


Madinventions - 12/2/10 at 12:04 AM

1 - Aubergines
2 - Celery
3 - Peanut butter


coozer - 12/2/10 at 12:04 AM

1. Range Rovers in the outside lane
2. Bmw's Audis in the outside lane
3. All the above ignoring the speed limit
4. Scooby drivers belting up behind me

Everytime I see a Range Rover the blood rises and I think..

Oh, and the rising use of front fog lights GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Edited on 12/2/10 by coozer]


Simon - 12/2/10 at 01:14 AM

The rising use of front "fogs" may be down to certain manufacturers (german of course) thinking that by having one fog come on as you go around a corner is cool. Looks like one of them is broken to me.

"2. Cycle lanes (that are just painted onto roads)."

They are fine (as I cycle) but twats that park their car on them are encouraging me to practice riding my bike over them.

ATB

Simon


liam.mccaffrey - 12/2/10 at 01:44 AM

1. Work colleagues who go out of their way to screw your day up.
2. Heating Engineers, Gas Engineers, Washing machine Engineers. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU ARE NOT AN ENGINEER you are a technician.
3. Sales reps, I know you're just doing your job but when you won't leave you're preventing me from doing mine.


kj - 12/2/10 at 08:29 AM

1, lorry drivers who pull out and stick side by side to another lorry for miles trying to over take.
2, mopeds
3,old blokes in flat caps who drive at 20mph on motor ways

You could just keep going.


andyharding - 12/2/10 at 08:37 AM

1. sissy whinging locosters


pajsh - 12/2/10 at 01:13 PM

1. Blister packs with scissors in that you have to get scissors to open and can't cos you've got no scissors.
2. Cellophane shrink wrap (i.e. CD's) that you can't open without scissors (see 1 above)
3. The McDonut who asked me a) is that all? when I've said "just a white coffee please" and then gives me a papier mache cup holder for one cup.


bob - 12/2/10 at 02:56 PM

1/ Traffic lights GREEN idiot in front awaits instructions from satnav
2/ My current employers pay structure (or lack of)
3/ Religous bicycle riding politically uncorrect politicians.


Fozzie - 12/2/10 at 03:15 PM

quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
1. People that make generalisations
2. People that make uneducated assumptions
3. People who seem intent on always trying to f**k other people over

This list is not exhaustable by the way. I could go on forever being the miserable poo that I am
Hey I didn't write poo! A swear filter. Cooool!!

[Edited on 10/2/10 by mistergrumpy]


LOL the filter has been there like forever...

But........it's very temperamental .......sometimes it works...sometimes...it doesn't ....

All my 'things that' have been covered ..... so nowt new to add.....
except.... not only Gordon Brown, but the entire lying, cheating, thieving Government..


Ninehigh - 12/2/10 at 04:39 PM

1. Double standards
2. People who "can't see" whatever they nearly ran into, and this includes those that feel the need to overtake my moped while I'm doing 45 in a 30 (bet the arse felt like a right tw!t)
3. "Reality" shows. Jedward (hope that starts the swear filter!) have about as much right to be singing on the radio as I do


I'll start 3 the other way
1. Going home after work
2. Pay day
3. The look on people's faces when they pull alongside me and realise I'm going faster than they expected.

I didn't know there was a swear filter, I've been doing it manually (until now ) Erk it didn't work
Oh, and Eddie, Kit car builders are geeks!

[Edited on 12/2/10 by Ninehigh]


Fozzie - 12/2/10 at 04:45 PM

Ninehigh .... I would recommend doing the 'swear' filter yourself.....

I am still totally amazed when the darn thing works all by itself...

Fozzie


andyharding - 12/2/10 at 06:47 PM

1) swear filters. What's the point? Everyone knows you meant to say s h i t or w a n k or p i s s or whatever else anyway.


Fozzie - 12/2/10 at 07:05 PM

quote:
Originally posted by andyharding
1) swear filters. What's the point? Everyone knows you meant to say s h i t or w a n k or p i s s or whatever else anyway.


So.....you think that is OK?
The fact that schools and colleges actually refer to our site to gain knowledge, is outstanding to all of you who input their knowledge for others to learn.....

And the fact that because of the swearing using the actual words (and sometimes, content).....the schools/colleges 'safety' controls ..... Ban us?

That helps the kids learn...........how?

Just as long as some of you want to swear?.....that's ok is it?

Not to mention the actual builders who have kids who want to look at the cars .... why should they be denied?

Fozzie


mad-butcher - 13/2/10 at 09:38 AM

1) the soft get in the advert installing a fire alarm, Have standards of installation fallen so low that they use a morron, what proffesional in their right frame of mind goes up a ladder with no-one footing it , shame he never broke his Feckin neck
2)Gordon Brown
3) dickheads who drive up the motorway at 55mph making it impossible to get past the barstewards cos my trucks governed to 56.
thank you mr Feckin blair


Snuggs - 13/2/10 at 04:06 PM

1) Thieving pikey scum
2) Cyclists who use the pavement and expect pedestrians to get out of their way
3) Idiots who sit in the fast lane doing 95 when I want to get past

[Edited on 13/2/10 by Snuggs]


bartonp - 15/2/10 at 10:57 AM

quote:
Originally posted by pajsh
1. Blister packs with scissors in that you have to get scissors to open and can't cos you've got no scissors.
2. Cellophane shrink wrap (i.e. CD's) that you can't open without scissors (see 1 above)



What's wrong with an angle grinder (9"?


Irony - 15/2/10 at 03:47 PM

1. Sitting down in front of TV with dinner and realising you've bought two forks and no knife......Grrr! the Fury!

2. The media for allowing people of poor intelligence to spread their ill-informed opinion across the world thus convincing other halfwits of their ill-informed opinion.

3. People driving on the A46 single carridgeway between Newark and Leicester at anything less than the speed limit. Don't they know I have places to be!!


RoadkillUK - 15/2/10 at 08:59 PM

1. All other drivers
2. Religion
3. Tax


mistergrumpy - 15/2/10 at 09:04 PM

quote:

2. The media for allowing people of poor intelligence to spread their ill-informed opinion across the world thus convincing other halfwits of their ill-informed opinion.



Damn can I use that too


Ninehigh - 17/2/10 at 08:40 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
quote:

2. The media for allowing people of poor intelligence to spread their ill-informed opinion across the world thus convincing other halfwits of their ill-informed opinion.



Damn can I use that too


Ooh I have a follow on from that!

People who watch programs such as Big Brother and Jerry Springer, then complain at how bad it is. Also those who watch it for the "at least I'm not that bad" feeling.

In fact anyone who complains about something then continues to use it...


Angel Acevedo - 17/2/10 at 12:59 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh

In fact anyone who complains about something then continues to use it...


That makes us about half of the forum posting members...


Peteff - 17/2/10 at 01:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
In fact anyone who complains about something then continues to use it...


So now you want me to stop going for a p!ss, no way man


Ninehigh - 17/2/10 at 04:10 PM

I suppose your monkey is an exception, if it's not working you can spank it


l0rd - 19/2/10 at 08:24 AM

My life
My luck


scootz - 20/2/10 at 09:14 AM

quote:
Originally posted by iank
1. The stupid
2. The ignorant who refuse to educate themselves
3. Hypocrites


Succinct, meaningful and to the point! Bravo!