"Also where does it say that those virgins are women?"
or human
ATB
Simon
> Suicide Bombers to go on strike
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> Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in
the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that
the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% this February, from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut
was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
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> The suicide bomber's union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to
its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working
themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return, and to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth."
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> Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, in which he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained,
"We sympathize with our workers concerns, but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the
realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell
3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."
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> Spokespersons for the Union in the north east of England, Ireland, Wales, and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not
affect their operations, as "there are no virgins in their areas anyway."
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> Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to the emergence of Scottish singing star Susan Boyle - now that Muslims
know what an actual virgin looks like they are not so keen on going to paradise.
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Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to the emergence of Scottish singing star Susan Boyle - now that Muslims know what an actual virgin looks like they are not so keen on going to paradise.
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Originally posted by omega 24 v6
ETA you do realise that as a scot Susan Boyle is already in paradise??
Actually, it's a 16.67% reduction in numbers
"Also where does it say that those virgins are women?"
or human
ATB
Simon
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Originally posted by Simon
"Also where does it say that those virgins are women?"
or human
ATB
Simon