There has been fight in the biscuit tin.
A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a club, tied him up to a wagon wheel with a Blue ribbon and made his
Breakaway in a Taxi .
The police say Rocky was last seen just after-eight in maryland with a ginger nut as an accomplice only known to police as Rich T.
They didn't leave a crumb of evidence so the jammie dodger might get away with it

The f****ng twix will get away with it !!

Stat away from the Lockets... they're feckin menthol!

Felt sick when I read this storey. It must have been my Digestive system.





He he

[Edited on 23/8/11 by tompat3463]

The culprit will probably be having a snack on bourbon street New orleans after his marathon journey

It must be an 'echo' of the London riots.

New's up date from the police..the've found the CCTV footage and can now release that the culprit's mate Gary's Baldy..



that took some effort

Also the mother of the offendant would like to hear from him as he's been a Wafer so long.........

Well done lads.
That just about takes the biscuit.

sent this thread to a mate and this just came back

no its not work safe for some



[Edited on 23/8/2011 by westf27]

I hope they do get caught, then they'll be custard cream crackered!!

I'm glad my one wasn't involved, he's a nice biscuit really

I though he was hob nobbing with the wrong crowd all along.

Thats the way the cookie crumbles...