Superb
I'd be more embarrassed about the bad syrup I love the Afrikaans and their different flavour @rse cream as well.
What made me laugh was that I have worked with a couple of New Zealanders in the past - and that is EXACTLY how they sound!
That's not a NZer speaking (why would it be?). No Squirrels in NZ. Surprised he didn't mention what comes after 5. All good fun.