I want one of these......

InFocus INF7021 Conference Room Touch Tablet 70"' Display i5-2520M 2.50 GHz Win 7

I presume this is the kind of thing Sky Sports use during the cricket analysis?

My company's April 1st attempt this year.

You'd have to have a big arse to fit that in your arse pocket !!

Actually SWMBO ---- no don't tell her