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Are you posh ?
mangogrooveworkshop - 6/1/05 at 10:53 PM

Take the test (requires excel)

Mark Allanson - 6/1/05 at 11:02 PM

20% Am I a pleb?

robinbastd - 6/1/05 at 11:14 PM

35% posh,must be the bloody silly surname.

stephen_gusterson - 6/1/05 at 11:30 PM

27%



atb

steve

Simon - 6/1/05 at 11:30 PM

44% Posh Sod.

Apparently!

ATB

Simon

Peteff - 7/1/05 at 01:11 AM

My definition of posh is if you get out of the bath for a piss, I haven't got excel so I don't know if that was in there.

DaveFJ - 7/1/05 at 09:15 AM

err.... 70%...

guess it's that damned double barreled surname that did for me

locoboy - 7/1/05 at 10:08 AM

tally ho 44% posh sod !

pmsl.

phelpsa - 7/1/05 at 12:57 PM

47%,

I guess it's because my mum's called Phillipa, I am good friends with Lord Portsmouth's daughter and pretty much all of my friends have double barreled names,

But what the hell is a bidet???????

Adam

ned - 7/1/05 at 01:03 PM

its a bog with a fountain for washing your butt.

[Edited on 7/1/05 by ned]

Peteff - 7/1/05 at 01:05 PM

It's a French thing, don't worry about it because it'll never catch on. Handy for rinsing socks in though .

marcyboy - 7/1/05 at 01:15 PM

quote:
Originally posted by phelpsa
47%,

I guess it's because my mum's called Phillipa, I am good friends with Lord Portsmouth's daughter and pretty much all of my friends have double barreled names,

But what the hell is a bidet???????

Adam


i'm sure with a pedigree like yours....
you would of known what a bidet was...
of course as long as you weren't telling fibs...
but then again you might have staff to wash the clinkers off

andyps - 7/1/05 at 02:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by phelpsa
But what the hell is a bidet???????

Adam


A drinking fountain for when you are too p****d to stand up.

30% for me.

white130d - 7/1/05 at 03:09 PM

and I live in the States, In the mountains of Tennessee, I am a bloody Hillbilly dammit, I can't be 74% posh......


David

bob - 7/1/05 at 03:46 PM

When i lived at home(as in with my parents)i found the bidet very handy as too much beer often starts releasing from both ends and since the toilet was next to it........... need i say more

ned - 7/1/05 at 04:01 PM

a bit like speaking on an old fashioned telephone then bob?

marcyboy - 7/1/05 at 04:47 PM

well even handier was the colour chocolate brown .... i think the official colour was mink , well it was all the go in the late seventies.

Cita - 7/1/05 at 04:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by ned
its a bog with a fountain for washing your butt.

[Edited on 7/1/05 by ned]

I dont know what the Brit's are using it for but it's certainly not to wash your butt.It's a lady's thing to wash the counterpart of the butt

bob - 7/1/05 at 07:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by marcyboy
well even handier was the colour chocolate brown .... i think the official colour was mink , well it was all the go in the late seventies.


Glad you reminded me of the colour i had almost forgot that.
I do remember we had money though,we will have to remind the old fella about that wont we

marcyboy - 7/1/05 at 07:26 PM

i won't bother other wise he'll ring me when he's three sheets to the wind...
and asking me where it all went wrong..

Considerably - 8/1/05 at 09:17 AM

87%

theconrodkid - 8/1/05 at 09:47 AM

21%,and i cheated

Rorty - 9/1/05 at 04:38 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Considerably
87%

I bet you thought you'd get nearer to 100%.
Are you broke or something? It's taking you a hell of a long tome to finish the stables and swimming pool.

type r1 - 9/1/05 at 10:02 AM

44% posh. mose of da questions was irrelevant, doe. posh peeps dusnt keep toilet paper under a frilly cover, dat's 4 working class peeps who tinks days posh. same 4 mose a da udder questions. posh is all about manners. i should have scored 100%.

JoelP - 9/1/05 at 11:07 AM

i got 17%?! is that bad or good? i bet its the paper round that did it...

how come there is a figure at the bottom before you finish?

marcyboy - 9/1/05 at 04:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
i got 17%?! is that bad or good? i bet its the paper round that did it...

how come there is a figure at the bottom before you finish?

17% is good for leeds but bad for the home counties

David Jenkins - 9/1/05 at 08:26 PM

54% - not sure what that says about me - answers in a plain brown e-mail please!

rgds,
David

Peteff - 10/1/05 at 12:21 AM

Join the local hunt, old chap

indykid - 10/1/05 at 12:27 AM

don't worry i only got 14

says a lot about yorkshire really.
tom

RoadkillUK - 10/1/05 at 02:08 AM

14% here too indy, just down the road in Bradford.

Marcus - 10/1/05 at 10:39 PM

20% for me, is this a Yorkshire record!!

Marcus

indykid - 11/1/05 at 12:49 AM

my mum got 30%. and my dad's from harrogate, though not really that posh.

dunno what happened to me?

tom

RoadkillUK - 11/1/05 at 08:04 PM

A workmate of mine got 10% !!! but he's from Armley in Leeds so I thought he did well

Fozzie - 11/1/05 at 08:20 PM

oooeer!
Tally Ho, I am a 60% posh sod!....(so it said)
Cripes!

fozzie