An old farmer near Cairns Australia had owned a large farm for several
years. He
had a large dam in the back, fixed up nice, with picnic tables, courts
and some mango trees. The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam, to look
things
over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a bucket to bring
back some fruit from the trees. As he neared the dam he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping
in
his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end of the dam. One of the women shouted "We're not getting
out
until you leave!" The old man frowned thinking the girls were being a
bit rude to him since it WAS his dam and so said
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
get out of the dam naked."
Holding up the bucket he said.. "I'm here to feed the crocodile."