it was 'after eight'. she was from 'quality street' and he was a 'fishermans friend'. on the way they stopped at a 'yorkie bar', he had a r'um and butter' she had a 'wine gum', he asked her name she said 'polo' im the one with the hole (but im the one with the nuts he thought). then he touched her 'milky way'. they checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr cadbury turned out the light for a bit of 'black magic', it wasnt long before he slipped his hand into her 'SNICKERS' and felt the contrast of her 'double decker'. then he showed her his 'curly wurly'. but mrs rountree wasnt keen as she already had a few 'jelly babies'. so she let him take a trip down 'bournville boulavard'. he was pleased as he always fancied a bit of 'fudge' nudging it was a 'magic moment' as she let out a scream of 'TURKISH DELIGHT'. when he came out his 'fun sized mars bar' felt a bit of a 'crunchie', she wanted more but he decided to take a 'time out', however he noticed her 'pink wafers' look very appetising so he did a 'twirl' and had a picnic in her 'sherbert'. at the same time he gave her a 'gob stopper'.
unfortunately mr cadbury had to go home to his wife 'caramel', sadly he was soon to discover he had caught v.d. it tuns out mrs rowntree had a 'box of assorted creams'
she really had been with 'all sorts'
