Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
>
> Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves,
cancer scare.
>
> Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
>
> Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
>
> Customer: Hamburger Relish?
>
> Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
>
> Customer: Sausage and Mash?
>
> Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
>
> Customer: Cottage Pie?
>
> Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
>
> Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of
a Cancer scare?
>
> Shopkeeper: Yes
>
> Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
>
> Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
>
> Customer: Thanks

ironic isn't it