One day in line at the works cafe, Bob says to Trev behind him

“ My elbow hurts like hell, I suppose I’d better see a doctor “

“ Listen, don’t waste your time down at the surgery “ Trev replies, “ there is a diagnostic computer at ASDA. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what is wrong, and what to do about it. It takes 10 seconds and costs a fiver, much quicker than the doctor “

So Bob collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to ASDA. He deposits five pounds, the computer lights up, takes the sample, and 10 seconds later a print out appears

“ You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

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That evening whilst think how wonderful modern technoligy is Bob wondered if the computer could be fooled
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masterbated into the mixture for good measure,
Bob hurried back to ASDA, eager to find out what the result would be
Puts in his fiver, deposits the sample and waits.

The computer prints the following
1. Your tap water is too hard , get a water softner
2. Your dog has ring worm , bathe him in anti fungal shampoo
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit , get her into rehab
4. your wife is pregnant , twins, not yours , get a lawyer,
5. And if you don’t stop playing with your self, your elbow will never get better ……….

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You've got too much time on your hands matey !!

Jason

great joke though...

Jason- That's what happens when you have nothing to build!!