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Junk email names....
Peteff - 10/4/05 at 10:11 AM

What brilliant intellect thinks these up. I keep an account open just to read the names and today I've been specially rewarded with some of the best for ages, Threnody H. Neck, Boorishly P. Tetrahedrons, Nightfall A. Peseta and my favourite of the crop Subtotal P. Foundling. I find the middle initials especially intriguing and make up my own names to finish them off like Nightfall's middle name of Abalone. See, there is a use for spam after all.


stephen_gusterson - 10/4/05 at 10:41 AM

ive been getting those same emails i think. get a bigger dick, get drugs to keep it up, learn how to get women in order to make the first two items justifyable.

annoying tosh.

atb

steve


gazza285 - 10/4/05 at 01:25 PM

Favorites from todays include,

Unblocks R Philology
Denise H Internet
And Pablum P Cocktail

Special mention for Rico Singleton.


DorsetStrider - 10/4/05 at 04:48 PM

does anyone else get the one about...."Get a university diploma!"?

hey here's a thought if I wanted a university diploma I'd go to university!!!! go figure!


clbarclay - 11/4/05 at 03:25 PM

The "Get a university diploma!" is from the goverment, wanting everybody to got to degrees. Then there would be no blue collar workers left to become redundant.


stephen_gusterson - 11/4/05 at 08:45 PM

i got an email from


From Subject Received
Vegetarian P. Sinking FW: Detailed book on how to make woemn to have real orgasm Mon 11/04/2005 16:28


expert with women, crap speller.

almost like myself



atb

steve


stephen_gusterson - 12/4/05 at 09:30 PM

today i got

liverpool f beagle

and

ancestress l confessor



atb

steve


Peteff - 12/4/05 at 11:19 PM

My best one yet, this is getting to be addictive. There could be a series based on this. It's like an alternative reality series thing.


thekafer - 12/4/05 at 11:48 PM

At least theres no I.P. Freily, ......


stephen_gusterson - 13/4/05 at 08:50 PM

just checked my deleted folder, and there's

snipers e schooner
lusitania r degeneracy
prefecture g proceeding
maven l stallone
scalar r inquiries
cull p leonardo



i think i need to get mr


furkoff n die

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gazza285 - 14/4/05 at 08:46 AM

Bit poor today, Fogged A Counterpanes was the best.

Two late entries,
Capitulation K Pnuemonia.
Bob Pope.

[Edited on 14/4/05 by gazza285]


Big Stu - 14/4/05 at 09:52 PM

IS there anyway to filter these E-mails?


gazza285 - 14/4/05 at 09:58 PM

McAfee Spamkiller amongst others.


Peteff - 14/4/05 at 11:38 PM

I thought he was one of the main culprits


DaveFJ - 15/4/05 at 08:01 AM

how about these?

Poet J. devote

and the intriguing

Fictitions V. Authorizations


Peteff - 28/4/05 at 09:03 AM

Lording J. Underbelly and Punjabi U. Whistle. I got a Bengazi M. Deserted as well but I'm getting a bit picky these days. .