Board logo

My Finest hour....
zilspeed - 9/5/05 at 05:04 PM

The three word story thread.

I think I can safely retire now - an utterly pointless thread.
I feel an almost parental sense of pride.


Jon Ison - 9/5/05 at 05:18 PM

oi, dady.............


ned - 9/5/05 at 06:26 PM

who's the daddy?


clbarclay - 9/5/05 at 06:29 PM

The milkman I think.


scotty g - 9/5/05 at 06:45 PM

Yeah, you da MAN!!!!!!!!


ned - 9/5/05 at 06:54 PM

who's the milkman?


Peteff - 9/5/05 at 06:58 PM

Marlon Brando


thekafer - 9/5/05 at 07:15 PM

because I have


zilspeed - 9/5/05 at 07:45 PM

No no no !!!!!




jacko - 9/5/05 at 07:48 PM

OH yes yes


zilspeed - 9/5/05 at 07:53 PM

I'm Outa here...


Smooth Torquer - 9/5/05 at 07:59 PM

Good bye then!


DorsetStrider - 10/5/05 at 01:38 PM

oh my god!!!


David Jenkins - 10/5/05 at 01:42 PM

No! Not again!

DJ


DorsetStrider - 10/5/05 at 02:03 PM

PLEASE not again!


Scotty - 10/5/05 at 02:17 PM

oops too late


locogeoff - 10/5/05 at 03:09 PM

goddamit I said!


zilspeed - 10/5/05 at 03:52 PM

Stop this now


Scotty - 10/5/05 at 04:21 PM

ok will do


phelpsa - 10/5/05 at 05:37 PM

sometime next week


bigandy - 10/5/05 at 05:47 PM

I wondered when


clbarclay - 10/5/05 at 06:15 PM

we'll grow up


zenarcher - 10/5/05 at 06:16 PM

but not yet


[Edited on 10/5/05 by zenarcher]


Jon Ison - 10/5/05 at 07:38 PM

why should we


jacko - 10/5/05 at 07:44 PM

I dont know


Scotty - 11/5/05 at 07:32 AM

ask michael jackson


GazzaP - 11/5/05 at 04:40 PM

he might know


JoelP - 11/5/05 at 04:49 PM

, but probably not


ned - 11/5/05 at 04:49 PM

worth a chance


dave1888 - 11/5/05 at 06:18 PM

The F£@king End


Peteff - 11/5/05 at 07:04 PM

There's something in todays' Sun about her having a toy boy and it not being so bad as some parts of her are younger than him.
Another picture of her.In her before pictures she looked quite normal.


zilspeed - 11/5/05 at 08:57 PM

I'm glad you broke step here Peteff. One completely and utterly pointless thread is quite enough.


clbarclay - 11/5/05 at 10:23 PM

quote:
Originally posted by zilspeed
One completely and utterly pointless thread is quite enough.


last time I checked there were 324 threads in Mad house.


zilspeed - 12/5/05 at 07:02 AM

Aye - fair enough, you've got me there.


scoobyis2cool - 12/5/05 at 11:53 PM

Good god - 79 pages, 784 replies and 10020 views, all in 11 days! That's a pretty impressive thread you've got going there Zil!

Pete


thekafer - 13/5/05 at 01:33 AM

I'm sorry to harp on this woman, but could she have been in a horrendous car accident or something? Your not saying she did this to herself (thru responsible doctors) are you? Wow.

Have you seen Micheal lately? he also paid a lot of money.

not trying to crash a thread, but for her sake I hope is WAS an accident..poor thing.


zilspeed - 13/5/05 at 07:30 AM

quote:
Originally posted by scoobyis2cool
Good god - 79 pages, 784 replies and 10020 views, all in 11 days! That's a pretty impressive thread you've got going there Zil!

Pete



I try my best...


David Jenkins - 13/5/05 at 07:40 AM

quote:
Originally posted by thekafer
I'm sorry to harp on this woman, but could she have been in a horrendous car accident or something? Your not saying she did this to herself (thru responsible doctors) are you? Wow.


She was nicknamed "The bride of Wildenstein" - last I heard was that her husband was trying to divorce her 'cos she was spending all his money on plastic surgery. She used to be quite good looking before she decided that she needed alterations...

The Americans (and UK women, to a certain extent) haven't learned the French women's art of growing old gracefully.

David

[Edited on 13/5/05 by David Jenkins]


thekafer - 13/5/05 at 11:00 PM

My tells me shes from Austria...this true?


zenarcher - 14/5/05 at 11:45 AM

she might be, but it's still no excuse......


flak monkey - 14/5/05 at 12:20 PM

Some before and after pics:

http://website.lineone.net/~a1/jocelyne/

And a bit of info:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Healthfitness/jocelynewildenstein.htm


JoelP - 14/5/05 at 06:54 PM

cheers flak, those pictures have put me off me dinner (a nice pizza, thanks for asking )


Tim 45 - 17/5/05 at 08:38 PM

certainly is your finest hour, 1000 posts