Two cows in a field and the first cow says "moo".
The second cow says,"Blimey, i was just gonna say that"!!!

Long day?

old ones are usually the best,not in this case tho

I've got a worse one:

A man walks into a bar and says 'Oww!!'

why did the chicken..


nevermind

two elephants walked off a cliff

- bm bm

did you hear about the magic tractor?

it turned into a field

Two Elephants and a snake fall off of a cliff

Boom Boom Tsshch

I wonder how many jokes start with "a man walks into a bar". If its the same bar they all go in, then that a seriously scary bar to be in me thinks!

Woman walks into a Library and says to the Librarian,
"Fish and chips twice please"

The librarian says,
"This is a library, not a Chip Shop"

The woman says:
"Oh sorry... fish and chips twice please"

Well... it worked for me!

[Edited on 3-6-05 by Hellfire]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.................

Cheers

Fred WB

A bald man walks into a hairdresser's and says "sorry".

A man walks into a barber's and says "How much for a haircut?" Barber says "£8" Man says "How much for a shave?" Barber says "£3.50" Man says " Shave my head then"