A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices thathe's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow!" comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, "says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midgt reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says...

"Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"

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