How to upset the saviour of the galaxy at Xmas:

Luke skywalker and Darth Vader on Xmas eve, Vader turns to his son and says "Luke, I have felt your presents"

Courtesy of Phil Jupitus, on "I'm sorry I haven't a clue", last Monday, Radio 4.

Still funny, though!

I heard the joke years ago!!

its meant to start:

'luke, i know what you're getting for christmas!'

how?

i have felt you presents...

thats the version I know joel - best told in person with a darth vader impression.

Saw the latest movie last night. For all its technical wizardry, and plot loose end tying, i found it a bit boring. It took itself far too seriously. If you watch 3, and the 4 (the first movie) there will be a big leap in movie appearance, and much more humour. 4 was in some parts a bit of a laff, but 3 is just too doomy and gloomy - even subject matter aside.

He risks everything inc the universe for a woman he spends about 5 mins of the movie with.

Star wars was a light hearted movie - the newest three are more like an average east enders episode as far as doom and gloom goes.

Took them about 18 years to build the death star then - and it lasts about as long as the Bismark


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steve

Must agree Steve, it was/is boring. It kinda ties the ends up (poorly) though.

All a bit stupid as the last one to be made is the one preceeding the first one (chronologically) but the weapons and gadgetry are far superior - make sense? I guess George Lucas was a bean counter with no idea of time...