My mate was holidaying in Spain last week & ended up falling asleep whist sunbathing luckily he had a tshirt on but the upshot was that his arms were scorched. Driving back to his hotel from the beach he had a brainwave. He draped both arms with some alcohol wipes he had stashed in the glove compartment which had a great cooling effect on the burns. Though lighting a fag five minutes later resulted in the wipes instantaneously igniting! He rapidly swatted the flames out but unfortunately the cops three cars behind him spotted his erratic driving & pulled him over. After explaining what happened they STILL charged him.


With.....

Wait for it.....

"Possesion of firearms!"

ahhh! The punage! it hurts!